Captain Turk. Report no3. While on deck patrol last night, being a moonlight night and all, I noticed something high in the sky circling above. I couldn't believe it as it it got lower and lower until finally it made a perfect three point landing on the main deck.
Low and behold it was Gold Pelican and he asked where you be. I told him we put you in the long boat till he's sober.
I was so happy that brought me news from my indoors back in Australis. The misses infroms me that she is doing it tough trying to make ends meet as I havn't been home for 4 years. She tells me the butcher jones has helped her out giving her free sausage at times. Bob the baker has told her he'll put a bun in the oven if she likes.
She tells me we have a bigger family now with 2 late arrivals.
Then I ask Gold pelican why he flew all the way here. He said he was here to collect funds for the seamans union which were 1oz silver per man. I said no problems and I got one of the crew to bring up 100oz of our best german silver from below deck. He said he didn't accept fiat silver. I said be away with ya, you take this silver or noone at all.
Captain. I'll tell ya he's got a beak on him this fellow. I think he's a little broke for I have never seen a bill as large as his. I think I know where he stacks his silver, for ye have heard the saying that his beak can hold more than the banker can.He threatened to put a blackban on our ship. I said we'll tolerate no racism on ourdecks.
Anyway He flew away flapping his wings like a traffic policeman trying to gain height.
Well I'll ye this Captain, I dont think he is worth two squirts of pelican shit . What ye say?
Do you think he might try to bar me from my post?
Your 14th mate Errol the pirate