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Captain Turk. Report no3. While on deck patrol last night, being a moonlight night and all, I noticed something high in the sky circling above. I couldn't believe it as it it got lower and lower until finally it made a perfect three point landing on the main deck.
Low and behold it was Gold Pelican and he asked where you be. I told him we put you in the long boat till he's sober.
I was so happy that brought me news from my indoors back in Australis. The misses infroms me that she is doing it tough trying to make ends meet as I havn't been home for 4 years. She tells me the butcher jones has helped her out giving her free sausage at times. Bob the baker has told her he'll put a bun in the oven if she likes.
She tells me we have a bigger family now with 2 late arrivals.
Then I ask Gold pelican why he flew all the way here. He said he was here to collect funds for the seamans union which were 1oz silver per man. I said no problems and I got one of the crew to bring up 100oz of our best german silver from below deck. He said he didn't accept fiat silver. I said be away with ya, you take this silver or noone at all.
Captain. I'll tell ya he's got a beak on him this fellow. I think he's a little broke for I have never seen a bill as large as his. I think I know where he stacks his silver, for ye have heard the saying that his beak can hold more than the banker can.He threatened to put a blackban on our ship. I said we'll tolerate no racism on ourdecks.
Anyway He flew away flapping his wings like a traffic policeman trying to gain height.
Well I'll ye this Captain, I dont think he is worth two squirts of pelican shit . What ye say?
Do you think he might try to bar me from my post?
Your 14th mate Errol the pirate
Low and behold it was Gold Pelican and he asked where you be. I told him we put you in the long boat till he's sober.
I was so happy that brought me news from my indoors back in Australis. The misses infroms me that she is doing it tough trying to make ends meet as I havn't been home for 4 years. She tells me the butcher jones has helped her out giving her free sausage at times. Bob the baker has told her he'll put a bun in the oven if she likes.
She tells me we have a bigger family now with 2 late arrivals.
Then I ask Gold pelican why he flew all the way here. He said he was here to collect funds for the seamans union which were 1oz silver per man. I said no problems and I got one of the crew to bring up 100oz of our best german silver from below deck. He said he didn't accept fiat silver. I said be away with ya, you take this silver or noone at all.
Captain. I'll tell ya he's got a beak on him this fellow. I think he's a little broke for I have never seen a bill as large as his. I think I know where he stacks his silver, for ye have heard the saying that his beak can hold more than the banker can.He threatened to put a blackban on our ship. I said we'll tolerate no racism on ourdecks.
Anyway He flew away flapping his wings like a traffic policeman trying to gain height.
Well I'll ye this Captain, I dont think he is worth two squirts of pelican shit . What ye say?
Do you think he might try to bar me from my post?
Your 14th mate Errol the pirate
Take good care of our mate aaz67, hotel 46hotel 46 said:
welcome aboard Laddie.
why is seaman Plata not staying aboard, an allowed ashore.
I be with da good Doctor below deck, da new cabin boy is polishing da Captains stumps, he bring some warm toddies ta liven da deck
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A little something for the JPMuggles...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faf1ch7Q9XE
I think we'll survive (and prosper
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Night all, look out for the 35 berg on the horizon...may be the time to change direction
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faf1ch7Q9XE
I think we'll survive (and prosper
)Night all, look out for the 35 berg on the horizon...may be the time to change direction
US$36.79
Ah! Tis a long and lonely night on watch. Captain Turk is still in the long boat. We are trying to sober him up. I don't know what maggie is up to but I'll tell ye something girl it is better to be born lucky than good looking. I'm getting tired I'll tell ye up all bloody night and nay a dib dab sailor to be seen. Some of the crew have been playing silver bingo but no numbers over 36 are coming out. I'm going to talk to the Captain about offloading some of this german silver we have on board . If we sail for NY I'm told commex will buy at spot. They didne give a care about what type of silver ye have even if it is made of paper.
We may even be able to sign on a few extra hands from the Wall Street area. Know a hell of a lot about paper silver which may help if we sell this german stuff. Some of the female sailors are getting fed up with the lack of attention given by would be admirers who seem to be in ga ga land most of the time. Maggie told me that she was having trouble making ends meet,and when I told her I might be able to help her out next week as I get paid, She replied Oh you are naughty.
Captain Kirk you may have to join the AA's as the SS's is taking a toll on yer health.
14th Mate Errol the pirate
Ps When the hell are we going to head north again towards 5o?, the heat is starting to tell on everyone at 36.
We may even be able to sign on a few extra hands from the Wall Street area. Know a hell of a lot about paper silver which may help if we sell this german stuff. Some of the female sailors are getting fed up with the lack of attention given by would be admirers who seem to be in ga ga land most of the time. Maggie told me that she was having trouble making ends meet,and when I told her I might be able to help her out next week as I get paid, She replied Oh you are naughty.
Captain Kirk you may have to join the AA's as the SS's is taking a toll on yer health.
14th Mate Errol the pirate
Ps When the hell are we going to head north again towards 5o?, the heat is starting to tell on everyone at 36.
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Hands to deck hands to deck.
We finally hit a big enuff iceberg. We're going down.
We finally hit a big enuff iceberg. We're going down.
Are we still planning to sail to London for the games in London in 2012? The crew are still in training with most now going for gold instead of silver.
Here is a report on their progress and chances.
High Diving. Our fellow freefall has been practicing from the yard arm into a bucket of brinny. He said he is on target to take gold especially if the pool is nearly empty in london.
Cutlass Fighting or Fencing. Light fingers is our best chance in this event. He is going to use his hand with the 2 fingers to give the others a chance. He says he can beat this lot with one hand tied behind his back.
Sky Diving. Hasn't started practicing yet. He had booked himself in for 2 practice jumps but had to cancel as he made a mistake by booking himself into the Prostitute club instead of the Parachute club. He said he is no a holey man but has visions of winning this event.
Marathon Swimming. Jones is our man in this event. Remember he's the one I reported missing overboard. Well he is still training as I speak. He has nearly caught up with us and is only a few hours behind but he is gaining. Could also be an entrant in the Iron man event.
Serial Bombing. The USA and Britain are the favourites in this event but you can't discount Gold Pelican as he has been bombing well over a large area. The americans say he is not worth two squirts of pelican shit. He may not get gold but he could take silver if they are not watching.
Rumming. A few good contenders for this one though Alco is looking like our best chance. He has done a hundred in under 10secs, Not a bad evort considering he has been using fulls instead of halves.
Horiziontal gymnastics. Errol Flynn is the favourite in this event. He has been practicing in every port we come to and he will have a big cheer girl team in London to urge him on. The only thing that can stop him if he gets the hong kong dong or some othe poxy thing.
Business Dealings. Well our Maggie is outright favourite in this event. Use to be at the top in London some years back . Made a fortune selling RE in the Uk. Is in the US at the moment where Blythe is teaching her how to sell silver and if she shows promise maybe gold. Keep a sharp eye on her Captain as there is a rumor amongst the crew that she is going to sell our ship, the SS from under our nose and lease it back so we will never know until it is too late.
Will report later on our sailing team.
14th Mate Errol 43 reporting to you from the decks of the SS Silvertacker with the message Our mission is over.
Here is a report on their progress and chances.
High Diving. Our fellow freefall has been practicing from the yard arm into a bucket of brinny. He said he is on target to take gold especially if the pool is nearly empty in london.
Cutlass Fighting or Fencing. Light fingers is our best chance in this event. He is going to use his hand with the 2 fingers to give the others a chance. He says he can beat this lot with one hand tied behind his back.
Sky Diving. Hasn't started practicing yet. He had booked himself in for 2 practice jumps but had to cancel as he made a mistake by booking himself into the Prostitute club instead of the Parachute club. He said he is no a holey man but has visions of winning this event.
Marathon Swimming. Jones is our man in this event. Remember he's the one I reported missing overboard. Well he is still training as I speak. He has nearly caught up with us and is only a few hours behind but he is gaining. Could also be an entrant in the Iron man event.
Serial Bombing. The USA and Britain are the favourites in this event but you can't discount Gold Pelican as he has been bombing well over a large area. The americans say he is not worth two squirts of pelican shit. He may not get gold but he could take silver if they are not watching.
Rumming. A few good contenders for this one though Alco is looking like our best chance. He has done a hundred in under 10secs, Not a bad evort considering he has been using fulls instead of halves.
Horiziontal gymnastics. Errol Flynn is the favourite in this event. He has been practicing in every port we come to and he will have a big cheer girl team in London to urge him on. The only thing that can stop him if he gets the hong kong dong or some othe poxy thing.
Business Dealings. Well our Maggie is outright favourite in this event. Use to be at the top in London some years back . Made a fortune selling RE in the Uk. Is in the US at the moment where Blythe is teaching her how to sell silver and if she shows promise maybe gold. Keep a sharp eye on her Captain as there is a rumor amongst the crew that she is going to sell our ship, the SS from under our nose and lease it back so we will never know until it is too late.
Will report later on our sailing team.
14th Mate Errol 43 reporting to you from the decks of the SS Silvertacker with the message Our mission is over.
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Aye we be into calmer seas now , time to ready the ship for combat and make sure we are set for supply's and ammo , do we have a head count of those poor soul's with weak constitutions and bowels who abandoned ship ?
The shark's would be glad with the self cleaning they performed before Jumping overboard that be for sure, Tho Mighty Atom be none to pleased with the skidmarks left on the deck.
Steady she be at around AUD $ 33.00 and a safe anchorage for the while.
The shark's would be glad with the self cleaning they performed before Jumping overboard that be for sure, Tho Mighty Atom be none to pleased with the skidmarks left on the deck.
Steady she be at around AUD $ 33.00 and a safe anchorage for the while.