OMG he's just awful 
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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
I suspect that's the guy who's been delivering my fragile packages 
alor said:
Jesus, these blokes spend $30k to play like that for hours with a smile on their faces, but I have to put up with guys doing it for real complaining about how little they get paid!
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Can't stop laughing at this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrP05rcYPSE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrP05rcYPSE[/youtube]
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