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SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR
Telephone rings, woman answers.

Pervert, breathing heavily, says,

"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the footy....

Who shall I say is calling?"
 
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mmm....shiney! said:
I don't get the "carrot" references. :(
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Don't carr ot all. Don't care at all. It's about as bad as puns get but then I would be a snob, I only enjoy the finest luxury cat memes.

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mmm....shiney! said:
I don't get the "carrot" references. :(
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I'm tired of explaining things cos it just makes me beet. I say lettuce be friends but if this makes you angry them I don't carrot all.
 
Unfortunately ISIS is ahead of you Clawhammer:
As tensions rise in Egypt, the ISIS has said the nation's cultural icons, like the pyramids and the sphinx, should be destroyed.

Britain's The Telegraph reports members of ISIS have stated that objects shouldn't be the subject of idolisation or worship.

ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi reportedly said destroying the monuments was a "religious duty".

British Muslim political activist Anjem Choudary told presenter Dan Cruickshank: "When Egypt comes under the auspices of the Khalifa (Caliphate), there will be no more Pyramids, no more Sphinx, no more idolatry. This will be just".

http://www.businessinsider.com.au/isis-wants-to-destroy-egypts-sphinx-and-pyramids-2015-7
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