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Flawless MALE LOGIC.

Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: About $5.00, which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000,correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
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Woman: Traded in for Chauffeur and Rolls-Royce. Beside, it's against the law to drink and drive. :)
 
Nick Xenophon to launch his own political party

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Today's unfortunate headlines from The Guardian.



Cricket

First Test to be a celebration of the life of Phillip Hughes


Cricket

Shane Watson says Australia will be mentally ready for first Test
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Careful, Julie W.....

You are getting dangerously close to cross pollinating threads. :)
 
how to catch "the price"

your youtube instruction below :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z883vZRCpsA#t=37[/youtube]
 
if a visit to the dentist cost $100 per tooth pull out, just imagine the cost for 232 teeth.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX-6MGiY1hY[/youtube]

the lucky boy get it for free :lol:
 
I went to the local Post Office to buy some stamps to send out my Christmas cards.

I asked the lady, 'May I have 50 stamps please?"

She replied, "What denomination?"

I thought, "Has the world gone mad" and then said to her, "OK, give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and half a dozen mixed".
 
That tooth video is my nightmare. I've been to the dentist once to get a molar removed that broke, was supposed to take 20 minutes and took 3 hours. They had to cut it into 5 section and pull out each invidually...never going back!
 
Nabullion Dynamite said:
That tooth video is my nightmare. I've been to the dentist once to get a molar removed that broke, was supposed to take 20 minutes and took 3 hours. They had to cut it into 5 section and pull out each invidually...never going back!
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Iv had a double root canal fail. And had to have the tooth removed in eight pieces because one of the roots hooked under its backdoor neighbor. this video bought back bad memories.
 
LTEK4NZ said:
Iv had a double root canal fail. And had to have the tooth removed in eight pieces because one of the roots hooked under its backdoor neighbor. this video bought back bad memories.
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Could have been worse, the whole time they could have been wearing this :o

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