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JulieW said:
I guess he's Finnish?
the girl stole kisses and got away right in front of her.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=387309144760150&fref=nf
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=387309144760150&fref=nf
Ah for a nice cuppa!!
A young girl was given a tea set for her second birthday.
It became one of her favourite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV.
He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.
Eventually the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him.
On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea" and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.
The mother watched him drink it and then said to him: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
A young girl was given a tea set for her second birthday.
It became one of her favourite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV.
He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.
Eventually the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him.
On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea" and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.
The mother watched him drink it and then said to him: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery, and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week".
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery, and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week".
Irish Magic
An Irishman and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the German said to the Irishman, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
The Irishman replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Irishman said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."
The Irishman said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Irishman asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The Irishman replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an Irishman!
An Irishman and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the German said to the Irishman, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
The Irishman replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Irishman said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."
The Irishman said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Irishman asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The Irishman replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an Irishman!
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