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For the Husbands amongst us (and it's probably been posted previously)

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and ever so slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky pushup bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
Gulping, he took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited,

..... "Check the garage" she said.
 
House said:
JulieW said:
I loathe fireworks.

But why? It cost $7.2m...
I love 'em. Love watching them. Don't mind them spending big.
I consider it something I actually get back for my tax dollars.
It may not be much, but it's more than the rest of the year combined. ;)
 
When I was twelve the family moved from Victoria to New South Wales.

Took me a while,but I eventually found them......

Boom Boom :)
 
the Fed has a new printer, the car is a final produce :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRO9XJKfE8[/youtube]
 
two playmates
they even use a toy. contest possession of a pink clothes peg

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q[/youtube]
 
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