JOTD

[Karoi]

 

[Ag bullet]

Can someone please meme this-

Will Smith- "Hey Chris, you know what NYPD stands for?" (Men in black scene)

Chris Rock- "Nah what?"

Will Smith- "KNOCK YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN!!" (insert oscar slap)

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

The only Oscars worth watching was last years when Ricky Gervais slaughtered them leaving them all speechless. After the monologue and expressions, you can switch over to another channel.

 

[Shaddam IV]

 

[Darwin]

 

[Darwin]

 

[fishduck]

 

[GOLD1]

 

[yuripuka]

The sad thing is that this is not a joke.

 

[Shaddam IV]

 

[Oddjob]

^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Darwin]

It's more like "Messing With Your Undiagnosed OCD" than any kind of joke...

 

[heartastack]

 

[Shaddam IV]

 

[yuripuka]

 

[yuripuka]

 

[yuripuka]

 

[fishduck]

you vill eat ze bugs and you vill be happy

 

[Darwin]

you vill eat ze bugs and you vill be happy

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I'm pleased with my seafood allergy now

 

[Darwin]

Let's not forget about these ones too:
"Vers" as in a verse of poetry.
Or "quelques vers sur un ver vert allant (à l'envers!) vers un verre en vair, pas en verre" - a few verses about a green worm going (upside down!) towards a drinking glass made of weird fur, not glass...

Welcome that migraine.



I'll clarify some points.
Worm: ver.
Squirrel fur: vair.
Now we can move on to such trivialities like ce, ces, c'est, se, ses.

Because you know what? The French hate you. All of you. Personally.