The only Oscars worth watching was last years when Ricky Gervais slaughtered them leaving them all speechless. After the monologue and expressions, you can switch over to another channel.
Let's not forget about these ones too:
"Vers" as in a verse of poetry.
Or "quelques vers sur un ver vert allant (à l'envers!) vers un verre en vair, pas en verre" - a few verses about a green worm going (upside down!) towards a drinking glass made of weird fur, not glass...
Welcome that migraine.
I'll clarify some points.
Worm: ver.
Squirrel fur: vair.
Now we can move on to such trivialities like ce, ces, c'est, se, ses.
Because you know what? The French hate you. All of you. Personally.