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I thought that the Women’s Network logo was a a poor joke until I found out it was true. How much do we pay these jokers??
Probably from the same company who made these logos
https://digitalsynopsis.com/design/graphic-designer-craigslist-ad-phallic-logo-prank/
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A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.'
'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.
'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'
'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?'
'Not exactly.' answered the doctor.
'She's a flute player in the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.’
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.'
'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.
'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'
'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?'
'Not exactly.' answered the doctor.
'She's a flute player in the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.’
A young lady says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."
An Indian goes into a fancy restaurant and the Maitre'd asks the Indian, "Do you have a reservation?"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater
Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect
that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor:
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I"d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another ...and another ... etc.... Finally the last note comes out
and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly"
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."
An Indian goes into a fancy restaurant and the Maitre'd asks the Indian, "Do you have a reservation?"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater
Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect
that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor:
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I"d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another ...and another ... etc.... Finally the last note comes out
and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly"
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
Someone needs to submit a design brief, brief needs to be processed and allocated, logo designed/created, 1'st of 3 or 4 rounds of edits based on feedback, artwork approval by project lead/team, forwarded to senior management for final approval, publish.
I'll bet it's a bloated contract $3-5k
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