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mrsilverservice
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Do you think that God gets stoned,I think so look at the Platypus 
Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)
Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)
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Sydney Residents Finally Treated To Decent Internet As Chinese Warships Arrive In Harbour
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Nearly a quarter of the Australian population are today enjoying a brief reprieve from the lacklustre national broadband, as a non-password protected internet WiFi option became available across Sydney today.
Spy agencies say they are not yet 100% clear on where the ‘GOOD FREE INTERNET !! 免费上网’ network is hotspotting out of, but the ability to stream videos and download large files has overshadowed all national security concerns.
“It’s amazing” said one ASIO official.
“I can actually use Google Earth without the maps buffering”
However, some woke Twitter users say that the high-performing network may have something to do with the three Chinese warships that arrived in Sydney Harbour yesterday. They have since been told to shut up because Fortnite is finally working properly.
In fact, it seems that no one is really concerned, because Australian internet is so bad that most people would actually give away all of their personal information to foreign governments if they could watch Game of Thrones without having to have a Foxtel cable pulled out of the ground and run into their living room.
One local Sydney Resident Kirra Billie (24) says this is the first time she’s been able to scroll social media while in her bedroom, without having to disconnect from her own internet network to rely on 4G.
“It’s so good. I can even stay connected while on the train!” she says.
Kirra says “GOOD FREE INTERNET !! 免费上网” is even better than the internet she’s experienced in Singapore airport – and she for one, welcomes our new Chinese overlords.
“I’ve always thought Huawei is a necessary evil…” says Kirra.
“But now I know for sure. Bring on the 5G!”
Sydney Residents Finally Treated To Decent Internet As Chinese Warships Arrive In Harbour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Nearly a quarter of the Australian population are today enjoying a brief reprieve from the lacklustre national broadband, as a non-password protected internet WiFi option became available across Sydney today.
Spy agencies say they are not yet 100% clear on where the ‘GOOD FREE INTERNET !! 免费上网’ network is hotspotting out of, but the ability to stream videos and download large files has overshadowed all national security concerns.
“It’s amazing” said one ASIO official.
“I can actually use Google Earth without the maps buffering”
However, some woke Twitter users say that the high-performing network may have something to do with the three Chinese warships that arrived in Sydney Harbour yesterday. They have since been told to shut up because Fortnite is finally working properly.
In fact, it seems that no one is really concerned, because Australian internet is so bad that most people would actually give away all of their personal information to foreign governments if they could watch Game of Thrones without having to have a Foxtel cable pulled out of the ground and run into their living room.
One local Sydney Resident Kirra Billie (24) says this is the first time she’s been able to scroll social media while in her bedroom, without having to disconnect from her own internet network to rely on 4G.
“It’s so good. I can even stay connected while on the train!” she says.
Kirra says “GOOD FREE INTERNET !! 免费上网” is even better than the internet she’s experienced in Singapore airport – and she for one, welcomes our new Chinese overlords.
“I’ve always thought Huawei is a necessary evil…” says Kirra.
“But now I know for sure. Bring on the 5G!”
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme..
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, But any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme..
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, But any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT
mrsilverservice
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Where would that driver rate on the below scale?
I don't know if you know but the real Oddjob is serving life in prison for his "criminal acts" against an unsuspecting woman that he and his mate kidnapped.
Maybe it is time to consider a name change.
Old mate (Joseph Son) who is in the clink for the crimes noted above was known as "Random Task", a parody on the Bond villain "Oddjob". The one and only "Oddjob" played by Harold Sakata (above) died in 1982.
Thus, I think I'll keep on keeping on throwing bowler hats at statues.
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