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ASIC spent $100K on this change:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02...than-100000-on-new-font-and-branding/10802362

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your food had been engineered so your body react badly to it, its called allergies All-ER-Gies
 
Every husband is expected to give to his wife six things.
Sincerity, Affection, Love, Attention, Respect and Yourself.
You know it is so difficult to remember these esp in this order.
So women have a Acronym for that. It is simple to remember and give. Here it is.
S A L A R Y
 
WHO SAYS WE DON'T EXERCISE?
We 'Jump' to conclusions
We 'Throw' our weight around
We 'Twist' the truth
We 'Stretch' the lies
We 'Bend' the rules
We 'Push' our luck
We 'Lift' our egos
We 'Run' from tough situations
We are absolutely fit !!!
But still, we're fat because ... we eat our words.
 
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