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now we know why the emu is not in production yet !!!
‘Farage the Emu’ flees home, then gets put in headlock in UK village graveyard
https://www.rt.com/uk/412728-emu-farage-essex-tollesbury/
‘Farage the Emu’ flees home, then gets put in headlock in UK village graveyard
https://www.rt.com/uk/412728-emu-farage-essex-tollesbury/
Arch Stanton
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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over.
Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, ''Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?''
''Sir,'' the officer replies, ''You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous.''
''I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!'' the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that ''22'' was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
''But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken.'' ''Oh, they'll be all right in a minute,'' the old man said.
"We just got off Route 119.''
Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, ''Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?''
''Sir,'' the officer replies, ''You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous.''
''I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!'' the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that ''22'' was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
''But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken.'' ''Oh, they'll be all right in a minute,'' the old man said.
"We just got off Route 119.''
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JOHNLGALT
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Good day yuripuka from JOHNLGALT. Got home O.K. with the goods.
I suppose I better have a JOTD, or somebody will complain. CHEERS.
JOHNLGALT
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Sorry, I won't accept the TROLLS Verdict unless the Phoenix TROLL GIVES his/hers/its VOTE, - but then again how would I know because he/she/it is on my no fly list LOLOL.
JulieW is doing her best to get on the prestigious LIST, but I'm not SEGXCIST this way.
I've resisted the temptation to figure which way she leans.
yuripuka, you are right - I tend to stir the pot a bit, HA, Ha. _JOHNLGALT.
JulieW is doing her best to get on the prestigious LIST, but I'm not SEGXCIST this way.
I've resisted the temptation to figure which way she leans.
yuripuka, you are right - I tend to stir the pot a bit, HA, Ha. _JOHNLGALT.
JOHNLGALT
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Even I can appreciate a decent bit of humour. THANKS,
A bit of colour never hurt anyone, DID IT?
JOHNLGALT
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JOHNLGALT
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Ok, it's not PC however it's funny
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A man was leaving a cafe, when he noticed an unusual funeral...
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with the black dog..
Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line
The man couldn't contain his curiosity
He approached the man walking with the dog
I am sorry to disturb you...
but i ve never seen a funeral like this with so many people walking in a straight line.
Who’s funeral is it ?????
He replied ,the first coffin is of my WIFE.
What happned to her????
My dog attacked and killed her..
The second coffin????
Its my MOTHER IN LAW?.she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too..
*A Silent Moment Passed & THEN he asked CAN I BORROW THE DOG ????*
And he replied..
*GET IN THE LINE.*
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A man was leaving a cafe, when he noticed an unusual funeral...
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with the black dog..
Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line
The man couldn't contain his curiosity
He approached the man walking with the dog
I am sorry to disturb you...
but i ve never seen a funeral like this with so many people walking in a straight line.
Who’s funeral is it ?????
He replied ,the first coffin is of my WIFE.
What happned to her????
My dog attacked and killed her..
The second coffin????
Its my MOTHER IN LAW?.she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too..
*A Silent Moment Passed & THEN he asked CAN I BORROW THE DOG ????*
And he replied..
*GET IN THE LINE.*
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