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*Big decisions, small decisions.*

I observed that my very close friend has fantastic chemistry with his wife and they seem to be having a very happy married life. Just for curiosity sake I asked my friend: "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said: "You should share responsibilities and respect each other. Then there will be absolutely no problems."

I asked: "Can you please elaborate?"

He said: "In my house, I make decisions on the bigger issues whereas my Wife decides on the smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, I asked him: "Give me some examples."

He said: "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when and where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it."

I asked: "Then, what big things remained for you to decide?"

He said: "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket etc etc. and do you know, my wife NEVER objects to any of these decisions
 
~~~ A CROCODILE TALE !!! ~~~

During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand...the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond...and swim to the shore.

Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with $5 million...but if killed by the crocs...$2 million will be given to the next of kin.

For a long period of time...no one dared take up the challenge...then suddenly a man jumped in...and swam frantically for his life towards the shore pursued by the crocs...and luckily he made it unscathed.

When he managed to recover his breath...the instant millionaire shouted asking who pushed him into the pond...and his wife responded that it was she who did !!!

And from that day...that was how the phrase..."Behind every successful man...there's a woman"...came about !!!
 
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*Joke of the day*

What is the Difference between your Wife and Girlfriend ?

Your wife is like a TV and your Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE.
Sometimes you enjoy your TV.
But most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.
Your TV is (as good as) free for life. But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.
Operational costs for your TV is often acceptable.
But, for your MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
Your TV has a remote.
But, your MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, your MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen).
But, with your TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!
Last but not least....!
TVs are superior because, TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do....
For security reasons, I had to finally choose my TV.
 
A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.

“What’s the first hut for?” he asks.

“That’s my house,” says the castaway.

“What’s the second hut for?”

“That’s my church.”

“And the third hut?”

“Oh, that?” sniffs the castaway. “That’s the church I used to go to.”
 
Spain running out of jamon after Chinese develop taste for it, prices soar
https://www.rt.com/news/411046-jamon-shortage-spain-chinese/

Jamón ibérico – the culinary pride of Spain – has finally found its “right place in the market, alongside high-end caviar and truffles,” René Lemée, the head of exports for the Cinco Jotas brand, told El Pais on Saturday. He said that the economic crisis in Spain has pushed the country’s exports, allowing many people, the Chinese among them, to “fall in love with jamón ibérico.”
 
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