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Cap'n , Chef nearly has the table ready for dinner sir,
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Just wondering what the crew would like for desert ?
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Just wondering what the crew would like for desert ?
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Thank you SouthernCross, I think we will have the croquembouche for dessert.
Good to see everyone so excited.
I'm mighty proud of each of one of you; In the face of the greatest coordinated commodity price attack in the history of mankind (more or less) each one of you conducted yourself with gallantry befitting a field marshal. No one flinched in the eye of the storm, and I'm sure I saw Southern Cross positively SNEER in the face of mortal danger while he worked his musical magic for our enjoyment.
Well, my super spot controller is now fully operational and ready for action.
SPOT USD : $ 36.68
Good to see everyone so excited.
I'm mighty proud of each of one of you; In the face of the greatest coordinated commodity price attack in the history of mankind (more or less) each one of you conducted yourself with gallantry befitting a field marshal. No one flinched in the eye of the storm, and I'm sure I saw Southern Cross positively SNEER in the face of mortal danger while he worked his musical magic for our enjoyment.
Well, my super spot controller is now fully operational and ready for action.
SPOT USD : $ 36.68
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Why thankyou Cap'n, I have been practicing my sneer of late , but it keeps getting mixed up with my gas grimace, so I end up looking like I sharted meself....
Anyways Chef's apology's for the look, but he ended up placing a KG to much silver into the toffee mix with his exuberance, Plenty of cream to wash it down with tho Sir.
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Cant wait to see the spot controller in action Cap'n, will be a site to behold. I'm just off to me hammock for a wee nanna nap before the action starts.
Anyways Chef's apology's for the look, but he ended up placing a KG to much silver into the toffee mix with his exuberance, Plenty of cream to wash it down with tho Sir.
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Cant wait to see the spot controller in action Cap'n, will be a site to behold. I'm just off to me hammock for a wee nanna nap before the action starts.
Is that a demi-glace or au jus on that pig?
Arr errol43 me mate yer say 1000th, ya made me day. I don't know wat ta say. sit with da Captain, the good Doctor and I, I'm trilled I am.errol43 said:
arr da dib dabbers, ar fine lot they are, and Fred da fish monger da best he be, will laden da table for all that be.
A message from GP I never will forget, it could be he found da silver mountain I been hearing about. Steps up to as high as ya can see.
I be down in me cabin getting me self ready for the night ahead. Let us be merry for good times ahead. I hope southern X be der to make cheer, he be a hearty soul with nothing ta fear.
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i finally caught up to the anchored ship after abandoning ship
captain, can i rejoin the ship
it looks like you may need extra crew on with the bumpy ride ahead....many icebergs lag in wait
extra pair of eyes on the mast won't hurt!
captain, can i rejoin the ship
it looks like you may need extra crew on with the bumpy ride ahead....many icebergs lag in wait
extra pair of eyes on the mast won't hurt!
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A hearty welcome back to the Mighty SS Night Stackers ship Unfunkable.
And now it's time to unveil my mighty Spot Stopper - and believe me there is more this baby than meets the eye..
In the place where we once stowed our beautiful gold-plated anchor - we now have a FULLY INSURED 72,390 kilogram solid gold sea anchor mounted at the forward end of the breakwater and attached to a 770 metre gold chain, with 114 mm sections providing a total holding mass of 493,800 kilograms with a breaking strain of 24,300kN.
(I got most of the metal at spot from WDAVIS.)
When this baby hits the bottom any spot decline will immediately to go full retard. It's got plenty of grunt. The first time I tested it late last night it actually dragged the islands of Japan back into their original position. The ductile gold chain is long enough to give the spot price a very small amount of leeway; but the only real way out is up and up.
Let's hope it holds!
However the best part of my plan it is that this anchor is FULLY INSURED against being dropped into the ocean - and there's NO MENTION of the chain!
So now we only have to drop it 'overboard' and report its 'loss' and Lloyds of London will immediately ask their underwriters to commence purchasing 493.8 thousand kilograms of gold from the LBMA.
And guess who underwrites Lloyds of London why our dear friends at JPMuppet Inc.
And it gets even better. After soon as the ink was dry on the contract I rang Mr Lloyd again and informed him of the unique 'scope' of his underwriting of the mother of all boating accidents. He was so panicked by the gravity of their mistake that he decided to cover their exposure right away.
Our little Spot Stopper is right now the largest Long Paper Gold Contract in the world.
From the first twinkling of daylight in Asia this morning Lloyd's had Blythe's team chasing down 493.8 thousand PAMP bars.
Gold goes up and so does its little brother.
Neat or what!
(However I must point out - if this plan fails there is ONLY ONE more possible thing we can do - and that final action is so drastic, so extreme - that it's only legal in Texas, and even then only on certain important public holidays. I'd rather not even contemplate it at this stage. Merely mentioning it here could cause grown men to swoon.
(CK, that's SWOON, not SWOOP!)
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Arrh the worms be chewing at your spine hey unfunkable ? was it the mains or the desert that made you give up your wicked way's ? or is it merely that you have spied the colour of the anchor ? and seek again to abandon ship but with a booty worth a good nights drinking of the crew that brings you back to our good ship ?
Aye an extra pair of eyes wont hurt, in that you be right, But nailed to the mast or there in good faith is the question I have for you?
Ya he be welcomed back for sure but if again he feels the need to abandon ship in it's hour of need strip him of his insignia so the loyal sharks be in no doubt about who should be cleaned and eaten and who shall be protected from such a fate.
And as for the weight of the anchor .... tis only to hold the mighty SS in place is it not ? I really dont know what all the fuss is, tis only a hunk of industrial metal really.
A woman of good taste is your Missus 46, to choose a man that stands as a member of the good ship SS.
Now hurry along and get ye good woman her row's worth of treat's and get that longboat back on board, Theres a drinking to be had and a Jingleberry bush flower to be smoked in the pipes before the watch proper starts and battle with Blythe witch and her minions commences.
There be Bergs aplenty about tonight and a crew to be readied for the voyage ahead.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc[/youtube]
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Cap'n that is one tidy piece of work you ave performed there, a master stroke of genius .
I love it, we can drop Gold and the price go's up . Only one question tho ...... Um err OH.....oh Thats right the Chain.
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Hark ye back into time fellow crewmen and remember the words and deed's of those who have gone before us against the tyranny of such similar maggots that chew at the flesh of decent people everywhere.
30 November 1854 Eureka Stockade
Yeah so one got his balls chopped off but it still better to get your balls chopped of and be gutted than to live one your knees sucking dick every day. (well unless you like that sort of thing).
So the time is upon us ...lets see what it brings, Some sweet tunes to contemplate by.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQYaVb4px7U[/youtube]
William Wallace the battle of Falkirk 22 July 1298
Peter Lalor's Bakery Hill Speech.
30 November 1854 Eureka Stockade
Yeah so one got his balls chopped off but it still better to get your balls chopped of and be gutted than to live one your knees sucking dick every day. (well unless you like that sort of thing).
So the time is upon us ...lets see what it brings, Some sweet tunes to contemplate by.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQYaVb4px7U[/youtube]
Captain Turk. Just awoke from a day on the plonk. Tiss been a fine show so far . I liked the beach bro band. What time does the main event come ye on? Who is going to be Captain Kirk vs Blackbeard, Captain kirk vs Hornblower or maybe a real thrilher Captain Kirk vs J.P Organgrinder.
I won/t be going on deck patrol at the moment Captain as there is a full house at the moment. We will have to get the swish swashers to mop up the deck after this lot is done.
It must be getting close to round 1. I'dd better be finding meself a deck chair to watch zee axshun. By the way Sur, I forgit to lash the chairs down and we could loose a fuw if it turns inte a riot.
Oh I love this site. Noo need to use a spell chequer.
Regards 14rh Mate Errol
I won/t be going on deck patrol at the moment Captain as there is a full house at the moment. We will have to get the swish swashers to mop up the deck after this lot is done.
It must be getting close to round 1. I'dd better be finding meself a deck chair to watch zee axshun. By the way Sur, I forgit to lash the chairs down and we could loose a fuw if it turns inte a riot.
Oh I love this site. Noo need to use a spell chequer.
Regards 14rh Mate Errol
A wee bit dizzy I be, ride da storm we must untill we anchore da Captains new prize and safe we will be. southern X is keeping da men amused I see.southerncross said:Turk said:
Cap'n that is one tidy piece of work you ave performed there, a master stroke of genius .
I love it, we can drop Gold and the price go's up . Only one question tho ...... Um err OH.....oh Thats right the Chain.
It was a fine dinner I thankya all. Ready the ss for da storms ahead.
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errol43 said:
OOH NO I canna be even considered for such a persition, I have not the stamina nor the kwalifications for such a role , and ye be forgettin I did that fowl deed of pottin Polly and makin a jus of the poor soul's juices. Good tho he did taste, I hasten to think the Cap'n is still of a mind to march me off a plank at the point of his cutlass at thought of his dear friend ending up in the Cap'ns toilet bowl by way of deposit at his own ....err Hand ???.
No No I be quite happy with me station and general lack of responsibilty , Drinks anyone ? Jingleberry bush Cigar or pipe ??
Here be a good pirate jig tune to set the crew on the path to happiness and merriment, you all remember our ol crewmate Eileen for sure and her wicked but delightful way's. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLHUThBib8[/youtube]
By the way, anyone notice how Miss bitsbemissin bin hanging around the new anchor an awful lot ? Mumbled something about those were the days when I asked what the go was earlier tonight about why she wasnt joining us all in the mess, bit of a strange one that one, just hasnt been the same since the rats . Oh well must be laden down with something I guess.
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His bin laden down with loads of work for da Captain does agree. He bin smelling like powder he has his chowder then down with da the cannons he be. Watch him me mates for I feel he may flee.southerncross said:
We dragged him aboard, gave him a good life, even a wife, 9th that maybe.
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The crowd is growing smaller. There hearts are full of gladness and their bellies full of beer as they head orf with their wenches.
Nay an iceberg in sight Captain. Thanks be to King Neptune that he didn't send the tsunami that we were all worried about.
The main event hasn't come to be but a grand nite was had by all. That should put some mulah in the kitty.
Some of ye crew said ye went to bed early with sore ears. I hope Maggie was nay the problem.
I orf on deck patrol Captain to see where we start to clean up the mess on deck. I won't pee long.
Regards 14th mate Errol
Nay an iceberg in sight Captain. Thanks be to King Neptune that he didn't send the tsunami that we were all worried about.
The main event hasn't come to be but a grand nite was had by all. That should put some mulah in the kitty.
Some of ye crew said ye went to bed early with sore ears. I hope Maggie was nay the problem.
I orf on deck patrol Captain to see where we start to clean up the mess on deck. I won't pee long.
Regards 14th mate Errol
Captain Turk. Deck Report. No sign of action at all on the horizon. Being the last one on watch, I havn't noticed anything of importance, The ss is sailing along and rising above every dip.
Pushing 37.5 north. Well I'm doing one last lap of the deck to pick up any stragglers then I be orf to me bunk.
!4th mate Errol signing orf
Late mail..... Margin call..... see post margin call....stop...All crew report duty tomorrow night
Pushing 37.5 north. Well I'm doing one last lap of the deck to pick up any stragglers then I be orf to me bunk.
!4th mate Errol signing orf
Late mail..... Margin call..... see post margin call....stop...All crew report duty tomorrow night