He is here...
Evening crew,
Thank you Maggie.
I like all the Union Jack bunting everywhere. Nice touch.
Now, I understand there might be some alternative entertainment available tonight from distant shores although not so distant for our good serf Lurkalot.
I can hear them singing God Save the Queen right now.
I've just checked the charts a short time ago, and discovered that we had moved exactly 25 metres from where we were last night. Upon checking further it was revealed to me that the reason for our lack of progress was that someone forgot to raise the anchor last night.
Blistering Barnacles, talk about going full retard!
That oversight has now been remedied, and we are now making a bit of headway at last.
I agree Errol43, we might meet that berg of destiny tonight, but it's touch and go right now, and... hey, umm, why are you all wearing top hats tonight?
Honestly! (Yes, Maggie, yellow suits you).
The winds may drop later tonight, so we could spend some time becalmed, and may even drift away from our primary objective. If that happens we will drop the sea anchor to slow things down.
Those of you not on active duty tonight may like to retire to the Cable TV room. I believe chef has battered cod and chips on the menu. Tonight's rum ration will be served in our best china teacups.
MightyAtom, can you please rearrange the deck chairs and put out the quoits sets on the middle deck? Silver Natural 9, can you run the Baccarat table tonight?
Hotel 46, can you please drag out the VHF extension cables from the box behind the pool tables and roll out the additional cable as we get underway. (CK, I told you we should have paid that little bit extra for satellite.)
SPOT: USD $: 44.63 and steady.