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Aurora et luna said:
Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Arnold gasped, then said coldly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this!"

With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Jacobs called on Miss Jones, another student, and asked the same question. Miss Jones, with composure, replied: "That would be the pupil of the eye, under conditions of dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Jacobs.

"And now, Miss Arnold, I have three things to say to you:
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three,
you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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Yeah like Miss Arnold hasn't seen one already. Posh suburban schoolgirls are the best worst!
 
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betterlatethannever said:
radiobirdman said:
Black Lives Matter
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I would say that all lives matter :)
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If you say that you will trigger the SJW's and they will call you a racist.


And then run to their Safe Space, turn on the ABC and have a cry and a tantrum and when they stop hyperventilating they will get on Twater and call to have to arrested and silenced.
 
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Looks like NATO is moving up in the Shock and Awe department for simple desert dwellers.

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I love the way this fellow writes his blog. I often pop in:

Yesterday, I went to a restaurant with my wife. We both enjoyed a pizza buffet. I'm not a big fan of cheese, so she ordered me a pie with just peperoni and sauce. The meal was delicious. All that starch sent me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the remake of Ben Hur at a local cinema. The film was magnificent. The war scene on the galley ship had me on the edge of my chair. But the best part of the movie was the chariot race. I was quite impressed with the broken and crippled bodies littering the track. If I were the king of the world, I'd bring back chariot races and Roman circuses. I believe in keeping the peasants entertained. It cuts down on crime.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to spend a Saturday at the cinema. Sadly, lots of people don't get to experience this type of joy. They live in the deep dark jungle and use leaves to wipe their dirty asses. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Amazon rain forest.

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