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Kids these days have everything. We only had sticks and imagination.



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JulieW said:
I love the way this fellow writes his blog. I often pop in:

Yesterday, I went to a restaurant with my wife. We both enjoyed a pizza buffet. I'm not a big fan of cheese, so she ordered me a pie with just peperoni and sauce. The meal was delicious. All that starch sent me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the remake of Ben Hur at a local cinema. The film was magnificent. The war scene on the galley ship had me on the edge of my chair. But the best part of the movie was the chariot race. I was quite impressed with the broken and crippled bodies littering the track. If I were the king of the world, I'd bring back chariot races and Roman circuses. I believe in keeping the peasants entertained. It cuts down on crime.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to spend a Saturday at the cinema. Sadly, lots of people don't get to experience this type of joy. They live in the deep dark jungle and use leaves to wipe their dirty asses. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Amazon rain forest.

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Interesting perspective, does he know that he's a comic, anyway gave me great laugh, how did you stumble onto his writing Julie, thank you.
 
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JulieW said:
I love the way this fellow writes his blog. I often pop in:

Yesterday, I went to a restaurant with my wife. We both enjoyed a pizza buffet. I'm not a big fan of cheese, so she ordered me a pie with just peperoni and sauce. The meal was delicious. All that starch sent me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the remake of Ben Hur at a local cinema. The film was magnificent. The war scene on the galley ship had me on the edge of my chair. But the best part of the movie was the chariot race. I was quite impressed with the broken and crippled bodies littering the track. If I were the king of the world, I'd bring back chariot races and Roman circuses. I believe in keeping the peasants entertained. It cuts down on crime.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to spend a Saturday at the cinema. Sadly, lots of people don't get to experience this type of joy. They live in the deep dark jungle and use leaves to wipe their dirty asses. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Amazon rain forest.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.com.au/
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Interesting perspective, does he know that he's a comic, anyway gave me great laugh, how did you stumble onto his writing Julie, thank you.
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Actually reminds me quite a bit of Kurt Vonnegut's style.

But I prefer Vonnegut :)
 
Interesting perspective, does he know that he's a comic, anyway gave me great laugh, how did you stumble onto his writing Julie, thank you.
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I think it was a random google stroll at some stage. He certainly has a wry perspective.
 
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He'd have a shot at making it with the loose cannons running for the US presidency
 
Hey mate. You've got a flat tire.

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Kmart Australia has been forced to shell out $300,000 over an $8 garden chair.

NSW District Court Judge Judith Gibson has ordered the discount department store to pay up after a customer was injured using the product.

Julie Ann Lewis secured the injury after taking the chair from Kmart's gardening section to its in-store processing kiosk.

Ann Lewis moved the chair after no steel seats were available to use in the area.

After setting up the chair, it collapsed and resulted in back, buttock and leg injuries.

Judge Gibson said the store, based in Nowra, was aware of customers taking chairs from other departments.

"The defendant's failure to provide adequate seating for its customers in the photo lab, training for its staff and regulation of equipment use all play a role in relation to the circumstances of the accident," she ruled.
 
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