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noun: schadenfreude:

pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

but still giggling sorry.
 
whinfell said:
Hoax of the day: http://mashable.com/2016/09/01/hawthorn-hawk-snake-video/ :P
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Well that just goes to show that practically anything can be hoaxed today with cgi and photoshop. But back in the old days when video could only be shot with film reel and there was no home computers this sort of thing was not possible. People had to resort to small models which could be easily spotted just by counting the pixels on the edges. Small models in front of camera had smooth sharp edges whereas large objects at a distance from camera had rough edges with far fewer pixels. There was no getting around that.

Whinfell why don't you go use your good detfective work on another case? :P
 
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Source: thaivisa.com

BANGKOK: -- A motorcycle rider picked a great place to sleep off a drinking session - propped on his bike on a U-turn bridge.

Locals called the cops worried that the man would be knocked off by trucks using the bridge in the Chachoengsao area east of Bangkok, reported Thairath.

Officers woke him up and he admitted that he was the worse for wear after a boozy session with his mates.

He said that there was such a nice breeze up there that he decided to have forty winks - but overdid it a bit.

His driving license revealed that his first name was Panya - that means intellect in the Thai language.

No surname was given.
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Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Arnold gasped, then said coldly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this!"

With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Jacobs called on Miss Jones, another student, and asked the same question. Miss Jones, with composure, replied: "That would be the pupil of the eye, under conditions of dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Jacobs.

"And now, Miss Arnold, I have three things to say to you:
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three,
you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
 
I'm Jack Russell Pal and I doona share me meat!!


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