JOTD

[Clawhammer]

 

[Clawhammer]

 

[wrcmad]

 

[DanielM]

Silver stacks are like a penis. There are only two sizes, big ones and whoppers.

Regards Errol 43

 

[Clawhammer]

 

[sammysilver]

http://forums.silverstackers.com/uploads/179_img_1601.jpg

When my son got engaged a couple of years ago, his fianc asked what I looked like. He said George Costanza.

 

[alor]

 

[Clawhammer]

 

[Shaddam IV]

 

[spannermonkey]

 

[Clawhammer]

 

[JulieW]

And the Lord saideth unto John "Come forth and Ye shall receiveth eternal life."

But John came fifth and received a toaster.

 

[wrcmad]

And the Lord saideth unto John "Come forth and Ye shall receiveth eternal life."

But John came fifth and received a toaster.

:lol: GOLD

 

[Boyo]

And the Lord saideth unto John "Come forth and Ye shall receiveth eternal life."

But John came fifth and received a toaster.

Some jokes are as perennial as grass (they just keep coming up) Especially the religious ones

The Bible actually mentions Motorcycles in it's text ..somewhere (Look it up)

"And Moses tore up the desert in His TRIUMPH"

 

[serial]

 

[JulieW]

And the Lord saideth unto John "Come forth and Ye shall receiveth eternal life."

But John came fifth and received a toaster.

Some jokes are as perennial as grass (they just keep coming up) Especially the religious ones

The Bible actually mentions Motorcycles in it's text ..somewhere (Look it up)

"And Moses tore up the desert in His TRIUMPH"

I like the mis-hearing also:
"our father who art in heaven. Harold be thy name"

and the old chestnut:

New arrival is invited to a BBQ by the neighbours. His first Aussie Barbie.

"What job do you do" says his host.

" I work for the Jesus"

"Oh" say the host. "You work for the Ministry"

Puzzled look.

"The Ministry of Christ.?"

More puzzlement.

"Christ? Jesus?"

Big Smile.

"No I have a job with the Kraft Jesus"

(corny I know, but it was the 50's)

 

[sammysilver]

Cheeses of Nazareth?

 

[JulieW]

Cheeses of Nazareth?

Who could resist?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToYt5SgGDgI[/youtube]

 

[Clawhammer]

I like the mis-hearing also:
"our father who art in heaven. Harold be thy name"

One of my bosses was brought up with full-on Catholic mass.
He thought the priest was saying;
"My father plays dominoes better than your father..."

 

[Shaddam IV]

I really liked that Go-Go's song called "Alex the Seal".