JOTD

[Oldsoul]

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Source: Dunny Walls

In one of our newspapers they ask some guy why economical crisis in 2008 started. He quote upper part.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boj75h3urLU[/youtube]

 

[Greg Williams]

Bill Shorten - Captain's Pick

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMHHBFTGXw[/youtube]

 

[DanielM]

I'm currently reading an artical about the decline in the Brazilian Real and in it an owner of a travel agent drops this beauty:

"We're having to work for every sale, negotiate a lot, which didn't used to happen," Nedelciu said.

 

[DanielM]

^i know it's JOTD, not rant of the day, but as Justin Timberlake once said(or many times, whatever) "cry me a river"

 

[Clawhammer]

Gave me a giggle Dan
Reminded me of Peter Schiff's quote about about the sharemarket;
"We lose on every sale, but we make it up on volume"

 

[Clawhammer]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

 

[JulieW]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASdaXejcMQ[/youtube]

 

[TingTing]

Senators read mean Tweets. Personal favourite "Head like a busted sand shoe" :lol:

Sarah Hanson-Young's new Youtube channel ...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HfBwVee6Ao[/youtube]

 

[boneyard]

 

[Clawhammer]

I don't get it, who's the other guy?

 

[boneyard]

I don't get it, who's the other guy?

Zayn from one diection.

Get with it old guy..............

 

[JulieW]

I don't get it, who's the other guy?

Zayn from one diection.

Get with it old guy..............

He looks a bit old to be in a pop group.

 

[whinfell]

He's retiring at the old age of 22.

 

[clear]

Stress got the better of him.......

 

[Clawhammer]

Poor bugger's been suffering from tone deafness for a while

 

[Marsi]

Two atoms walk into a bar-
One atom says " I'm concerned- I recently lost an.electron"
The other atom replies " are u sure"
Yes- I'm potitive ( boom tish)

 

[Clawhammer]

 

[kezza26]

Two atoms walk into a bar-
One atom says " I'm concerned- I recently lost an.electron"
The other atom replies " are u sure"
Yes- I'm potitive ( boom tish)

A neutron walked into a pub and asked, "How much for a Speights?" The bartender replied, "For you mate, no charge."

 

[Marsi]

What did one cow say to the other cow?
Nothing- cows don't talk stupid.

 

[Marsi]

Sausage and egg were frying away in a pan.
Egg mentions that its getting quite hot in here,
Sausage replies- well f#@? Me a talking egg!