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Tough guy squeals like a piggy. :lol:

43 seconds.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y[/youtube]
 
back up the truck, oh cat, baby

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW_55fu5ucE[/youtube]
 
JulieW said:
http://slickamericans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/84.jpg

Wanted. Girlfriend. I've been working out and I'm buff. Into computers, Photoshop and stuff.

Thankfully these guys didn't use Photoshop

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Should be more of it:

New Delhi: An Indian bride walked out of her wedding ceremony after the groom failed to solve a simple math problem, police said on Friday.

The bride tested the groom on his math skills and when he got the sum wrong, she walked out.

The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?

The incident took place late on Wednesday in Rasoolabad village near the industrial town of Kanpur in northern Uttar Pradesh state, local police officer Rakesh Kumar said on Friday.

The groom's family tried persuading the bride to return, but she refused. She said the groom had misled them about his education.

"The groom's family kept us in the dark about his poor education," said Mohar Singh, the bride's father. "Even a first grader can answer this."

Local police mediated between the families and both sides returned all the gifts and jewelry that had been exchanged before the wedding, Kumar said.

His answer was "17"
 
JulieW said:
Should be more of it:

The bride tested the groom on his math skills and when he got the sum wrong, she walked out.

The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?

His answer was "17"

Maybe she could tell the divorce settlement over division of assets was going to be a problem ...
 
systematic said:
JulieW said:
Should be more of it:

The bride tested the groom on his math skills and when he got the sum wrong, she walked out.

The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?

His answer was "17"

Maybe she could tell the divorce settlement over division of assets was going to be a problem ...

division what you seein' with innit?
 
That's quite clever. Apparently in England, farmers get charged extra tax for each building on their farm. Even if its not used. So the Govt. makes the farmers knock the roof of their buildings in.

This guy is finding a great way around this stupid rule.
 
Kim Kardashian's teachers said that she wouldn't amount to anything. Well, who's looking smug now. Plus, they get really long school holidays.
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is quoted as saying "nothing looks good on me". I disagree, a grand piano dropped from a great height would.
 
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