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SilverPete said:


I have No Debt - Hold and Own Gold & Silver - Live in Million $$$$$$ homes for free - I am poor - a fair definition I suppose :lol:

Virtue - the quality of moral goodness or excellence :rolleyes:

In the opposite column of my dictionary about 3 words up from Virtue was the word - Virus - no coincidence I reckon :D

Have a good day SP :)

God & I love you ;)

CGS :cool:
 
cashgoldsilver said:
SilverPete said:


I have No Debt - Hold and Own Gold & Silver - Live in Million $$$$$$ homes for free - I am poor - a fair definition I suppose :lol:

Virtue - the quality of moral goodness or excellence :rolleyes:

In the opposite column of my dictionary about 3 words up from Virtue was the word - Virus - no coincidence I reckon :D

Have a good day SP :)

God & I love you ;)

CGS :cool:

yeah and the other 90% of the earths people who believe in god are being burnt alive, starving, live in a refugee camp, are on the run from militants, die from drinking dirty water or die before their 10.

god be with u son. peace and love :) ..
 
What have an Ostrich, a Pelican & the ATO got in common?

They can all stick their bills up there @r$e!!!
 
Can't make this stuff up:

Offer 'matehoods' in place of knighthoods, Liberal MP suggests

It came about when the new honours were announced last year and I said to a couple of my colleagues 'our highest honour should be a matehood and you should honour people by officially calling them 'mate' and the official greeting should be 'g'day mate'," he said.
 
Caring for precision instruments - Control and Timing

2:04 for the action! :D

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The Home Schooling that I received:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My father taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"
 
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