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finicky said:
There's also a global zinc shortage with prices soaring as mines reach the end of their useful life.
Gentlemen stackers, we may be sitting on a goldmine in our pants.
EDIT: Simpsons clip, A World Without Zinc (sorry for the crap quality, best I could find)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc[/youtube]
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JulieW said:
And ironic as an image in that the rock dove or common pigeon is a species native to....Africa.
AngloSaxon said:
The more important question is whether or not the African bird can carry a coconut to England.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcLQRXW6B0
Gag Of The Week - The Sydney Morning Herald (No not the SMH, please read below) 
Two recent arrivals in Australia from the Middle East are very close to getting their residential status finalised. Both intend ultimately to go the whole way and become Australian citizens and, over lunch, they have an intense discussion about which one will be more capable of assimilating and embracing the Australian way of life, of truly soaking up the Australian spirit and living as the long-time locals live.
They decide to meet in a year's time at the same restaurant to compare notes. ... And so it comes to pass. A year later, to the day, the two men meet. The first man says to the second man, "I think I have just about fully integrated. Just yesterday, I ate two meat pies covered in tomato sauce that I spread over the top with my finger, while drinking a couple of tinnies of VB and watching my son play Aussie rules."
The second man says, 'F--- off, towelhead!'
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/so-th...ds-memoir-is-going-cheap-20141003-10pp8p.html
Two recent arrivals in Australia from the Middle East are very close to getting their residential status finalised. Both intend ultimately to go the whole way and become Australian citizens and, over lunch, they have an intense discussion about which one will be more capable of assimilating and embracing the Australian way of life, of truly soaking up the Australian spirit and living as the long-time locals live.
They decide to meet in a year's time at the same restaurant to compare notes. ... And so it comes to pass. A year later, to the day, the two men meet. The first man says to the second man, "I think I have just about fully integrated. Just yesterday, I ate two meat pies covered in tomato sauce that I spread over the top with my finger, while drinking a couple of tinnies of VB and watching my son play Aussie rules."
The second man says, 'F--- off, towelhead!'
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/so-th...ds-memoir-is-going-cheap-20141003-10pp8p.html
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Meet the Dog of Gamblers
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/s...an-jungle/meet-the-dog-of-gamblers#xtor=CS2-4
Johnny lived on a farm and there lived a girl on the adjoining farm of whom he was quite fond.
One day as they sat together on the top rail of the cattle pen, they watched a bull getting more than a little frisky with a cow.
Johnny turned to the girl, with what he hoped was a suggestive smile and said, "That looks like it would be fun."
To which she replied, "Well.she's your cow".
One day as they sat together on the top rail of the cattle pen, they watched a bull getting more than a little frisky with a cow.
Johnny turned to the girl, with what he hoped was a suggestive smile and said, "That looks like it would be fun."
To which she replied, "Well.she's your cow".
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