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A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were
standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy!
They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said
standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy!
They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said
The firstBoyou said:
Reminds me of an oldie but goodie, from back in the days when 'unmarried mothers' were a social no-no.
Two youngsters see a little old lady sitting on the bus and decide to have some fun.
They sit either side of her and one leans in and says to his mate.
"So is your mom gonna get married to your dad after all?"
His mate replies.
" No she says it was a good night out so she'll leave it at that. How about yours"
"No, she says she can't remember his name and he didn't leave a phone number"
The little old lady says nothing and just sits there.
The conductor arrives
'Tickets please'
The little old lady holds her ticket out and says.
"Would one of you little bastards pass my ticket up to the nice man"
(btw Henry Bolte, former Premier of Victoria, opposed an 'unmarried mother' allowance to resounding applause in Parliament, as he wouldn't support 'that sort of girl' - my, my how times change!)
Two youngsters see a little old lady sitting on the bus and decide to have some fun.
They sit either side of her and one leans in and says to his mate.
"So is your mom gonna get married to your dad after all?"
His mate replies.
" No she says it was a good night out so she'll leave it at that. How about yours"
"No, she says she can't remember his name and he didn't leave a phone number"
The little old lady says nothing and just sits there.
The conductor arrives
'Tickets please'
The little old lady holds her ticket out and says.
"Would one of you little bastards pass my ticket up to the nice man"
(btw Henry Bolte, former Premier of Victoria, opposed an 'unmarried mother' allowance to resounding applause in Parliament, as he wouldn't support 'that sort of girl' - my, my how times change!)
There're these guys on their own separate Youtube channels who are pushing the line that certain famous people are transvestites or transexuals. I can feel myself gradually going insane as they speak, and they speak at length - they're very thorough in their investigations. I keep on waiting for a crack of levity to show its a put-on but it never comes. They are serious that Michelle Obama is a man or another school has her as a ladyboy. But its not just Michelle any number pof famous people are conducting a masquerade to conceal their true sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZmI_CHaySQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TfKet9-PI&list=TLDs-DN8T1d6MYyGEDttONO5VN2khtnNbK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ov1ARRWTU&index=2&list=TLDs-DN8T1d6MYyGEDttONO5VN2khtnNbK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZmI_CHaySQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TfKet9-PI&list=TLDs-DN8T1d6MYyGEDttONO5VN2khtnNbK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ov1ARRWTU&index=2&list=TLDs-DN8T1d6MYyGEDttONO5VN2khtnNbK
finicky said:
What makes you think it's a choice you get to make ? :|
spannermonkey said:
I take an 'existentialist' approach to insanity. I take it that I and you have an inalienable degree of choice as to what thoughts we pay attention to or attach importance to. Thoughts and sensation should be kept in their place and not become master of the house. You make the thoughts so you take responsibility for them. If anyone chooses to promote certitudes instead of cultivating skepticism, proportion, detachment, irony and humour they're entering a hell of their own making.
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