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I'm sort of like a nerd but without the cleverness
Subject: Fwd: FOR THE LEXOPHILE
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
Entries from a recent competition follow:
. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
. The batteries were given out free of charge.
. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. A hard boiled egg is difficult to beat.
. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
. Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye..
. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Subject: Fwd: FOR THE LEXOPHILE
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
Entries from a recent competition follow:
. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
. The batteries were given out free of charge.
. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. A hard boiled egg is difficult to beat.
. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
. Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye..
. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
10ozhound
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Joke/defacing currency/art
Meh. It made me larf.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/epic-ways-to-deface-the-five-dollar-note
Meh. It made me larf.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/epic-ways-to-deface-the-five-dollar-note
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10ozhound said:
:lol: Did think that post was meant to allude to GC. Speculated http://forums.silverstackers.com/message-653264.html#p653264
the best way to learn a language is from wire tapping, Yellen Tapering is not working.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RxSzSWbcxo
"chips und taps"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RxSzSWbcxo
"chips und taps"
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The Fisher King said:
At least get the joke and 'racial' stereotype correct
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? 100.
One to hold the light bulb and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin.
Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on all their shoes ?
Toes
Go
In
First
How was copper wire invented ? :|
2 Jews fighting over a penny
Have you heard about the Kosher car ?
It stops on a dime
And picks it up
What did one skinhead say to the other skinhead ?
Lets put our heads together & make an ass of our self's :lol:
Toes
Go
In
First
How was copper wire invented ? :|
2 Jews fighting over a penny
Have you heard about the Kosher car ?
It stops on a dime
And picks it up
What did one skinhead say to the other skinhead ?
Lets put our heads together & make an ass of our self's :lol:
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The Fisher King said:The Fisher King said:How many physiologists does it take to change a light bulb - it does not matter.
Because the light bulb has to want to change :lol:
TFK
P.S. sorry,I clicked the wrong button
You also got physiologist mixed up psychologist! Maybe it's time to ditch the light bulb jokes
00:45 :lol:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gjsoSY18kg[/youtube]
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Favourites in the Ukraine Stakes
Born in the USA Bazza
Very popular with the masses but lost at the last three starts.
Said to have too many fatcat jockeys but seems more interested in grazing than racing.
$10 million day trips to Africa are indicative of form.
His trainers say ignore the form because they own the racetrack.
Cool Sunglasses Action Man
Dark Horse who has yet to lose.
Faced the stewards a few years ago who soon after disappeared.
Current stewards having a bet each way and taking home the winnings.
Will soon be running his own race which is expected to be called the Euro Invitation Stakes
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