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08/06/2020 (Newsport Daily)
Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk launched the Queensland - You’re Good to Go – campaign over the weekend encouraging Queenslanders to go and explore their own state.
“We live in one of the most beautiful places in the world. Now’s the time to get out and about and experience it.”
The state borders still remain closed at this stage, however, this campaign hopes to lure the 3.2 million Queenslanders who holiday interstate and overseas every year, spending nearly $10 billion, to explore their own backyard.

19/03/2021 (The Australian)
Queensland’s Auditor-General has warned the Palaszczuk government to keep its skyrocketing borrowings “sustainable” and be more transparent about its plan to pay down debt, as it struggles to recover from the pandemic.
Treasurer Cameron Dick in December confirmed total government debt would hit $130bn by 2023-24, with borrowings shooting up $12.2bn to $115bn in 2019-20.
Mr Worrall said the state’s net worth — the difference between total assets and total liabilities — fell by $8.6bn last financial year, and noted the government had abandoned its fiscal principle to keep debt sustainable by reducing its relative debt burden.
Mr Worrall also challenged the government to introduce a statutory deadline for publishing its financial statements, after it released only its consolidated whole-of-government reports after the October 31 state election.
 
Carrying on with the theme....^^^^^^^....for those with a week constitution cease reading now.

Old mate decides to throw a "Mood Party"

Knock knock.....old mate opens the door and sees a person in a blue suit.

"What you mood are you asks old mate?"......"I feeling blue" says the guest and old mate welcomes him in.

Not long after, there's another knock at the door and old mate opens the doors and sees a person wearing all green.

"What you mood are you asks old mate?"......"I green with envy" says the guest and old mate welcomes him in.

As the night goes on more guests arrive sporting attire that represents a specific mood and the place is rocking.

Later in the night with the party if full swing there's a knock at the door and old mate opens the door to see a 6 foot eight male, well endowed standing there buck naked holding a bowl of custard at groin level with his old fella in the bowl of custard.

Old mate politely asks the gent if he can help him...6 foot eight male replies "I wasn't invited to this party and and f%&king disgusted"
 
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