gold_diggers
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What is green and has wheels
A frog I lied about the wheels
A frog I lied about the wheels
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."
"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."
"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
What's blue and white and falls out of trees?
A refrigerater wearing a denim jacket.
Buzz
A refrigerater wearing a denim jacket.
Buzz
At an international woman's conference the topic for discussion was how to empower women in the home.
The first speaker was the British representative.
She stood up and said: "I decided to make a stand against my husband's oppression and so I told him that I would no longer be doing the washing.
After the first day I saw no result; after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day he did his own washing."
The delegates applauded this brave stand for women's rights.
The second speaker was from America.
She stood up and said; " I told my husband that I was no longer prepared to cook for him as it was a form of enslavement.
After the first day I saw no result, after the second day I saw no result; but after the third day he cooked a meal for the both of us."
Again the conference applauded.
Next came the Australian delegate.
She said; "I told my husband that I would no longer be doing the shopping.
After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
The first speaker was the British representative.
She stood up and said: "I decided to make a stand against my husband's oppression and so I told him that I would no longer be doing the washing.
After the first day I saw no result; after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day he did his own washing."
The delegates applauded this brave stand for women's rights.
The second speaker was from America.
She stood up and said; " I told my husband that I was no longer prepared to cook for him as it was a form of enslavement.
After the first day I saw no result, after the second day I saw no result; but after the third day he cooked a meal for the both of us."
Again the conference applauded.
Next came the Australian delegate.
She said; "I told my husband that I would no longer be doing the shopping.
After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Is this an even post?
Buzz
Q. What do you call a Greek in hospital?
A. Fully sick!
Q. What do you call a Greek in hospital?
A. Fully sick!
House said:Just realized it's my SS cakedayA full year on this magnificent website that has opened my eyes to the incessant follies of profligate governments, helped meet some great people and encouraged a possibly unhealthy addiction to lumps of metal :lol:
Anywho, thought I'd do a giveaway to mark the occassion so I have 8x 1966 Round 50's for the the first 8 people who buzz with their best joke. Try keep it relatively clean!
Conditions;
- Only posts of an uneven number will receive a coin
- One buzz per person
- Members who won a Round 50 on my last giveaway may not buzz
- Coins will be sent via normal mail. I won't be held responsible if it doesn't arrive
- Only members who have PO Boxes are eligible to enter. If you don't have one, let this be a lesson and get one!
- International members may enter
- Post #25 also gets a Round 50cent
- If you don't PM your PO Box address within 2 hours, the next buzz will receive the coin. I won't be chasing it up.
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Odd number post ?
Tick
Funny joke?
Tick.
PO box?
Tick
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House
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3 members who won haven't PM'd their PO Box address so if the next eligible 3 do, they'll get the coin instead.
Some awful jokes but kept me amused all the same
Some awful jokes but kept me amused all the same
BUZZ !!!!
Q. Why did the Samurai go to the doctors
A. Because he was ninjard
Happy un birthday House
Q. Why did the Samurai go to the doctors
A. Because he was ninjard
Happy un birthday House
Free mine up for another member
send him your po box & you can have it to stick up your coin slot :lol:.hotel 46 said:renovator said:Am i one of them ? donate mine to the lamest joke of your choice im OS or am i disqualifiedHouse said:3 members who won haven't PM'd their PO Box address so if the next eligible 3 do, they'll get the coin instead.
Some awful jokes but kept me amused all the same
good on yer reno, you got the lamest joke. :lol:
did you here about the Irishman that sat on the floor?
he fell of.
and the irish lamp post ?
it peed on the dog.
if any of those help pls send reno the coin, its silver content will keep him in food for the week
Marsi said:
Wasnt sure whether you were a chick or not Marsi.
Thanks for clearing that up.