So...kinda like the exact opposite of "safe keeping" then. This post not brought to you by NAB - More keep, less safe.
Suggestion for storage; CMI safe with 3-wheel manual combination lock and glass panel re-locking device. Multiple Steel locking pins. Bolted down with chemset bolts in a hidden location not at your place of residence, office or property with your name on the title or lease. The people in charge of the property where it is located are not aware of the safes contents and are not present when you access the safe. The safe is set hard into place against the back and both sides of its housing meaning lever attack to pry off floor very difficult. It is also located downstairs meaning removal of the safe must be done using heavy duty mechanical equipment and know-how in operation to manuever up stairs. The code is split between three people. Each only know one number. Meaning each person needs to be present at the time of opening. The owner of the contents is responsible for the final number. A nun is bolted to the roof of the safe, butt out for left handed use. (Door opens on RHS so left hand is most ergonomic to enter into the safe swiftly if forced access scenario prevails) Due to the angle of vision, the nun is set back just enough that a person standing immediately over the person crouching to opening the safe cannot see the nun.
Jelliot, you've been watching too many James Bond movies. Or eating too many bananas before you go to bed.
jelliott41, in all seriousness a post like that has the potential for me getting a phone call from Qld police asking for more information on "jelliott41 from Whitsundays".
PLease ask the local cops to send me an email then...I think im having a beer with them on friday night so if it coincides with that it would be most convenient for all of us. Cheers.
Actually, cancel that...Tuesday evening for a search warrant to be executed is much more convenient as two of the boys will be here for poker.
I lolled That was quite funny actually, but I can see GP's point. Undue attention to the forum and it's members probably isn't in the interest of the site.
Right on! Creative thinking really should be banished. There is risk in stimulation of mind and possibly an "idea" could be formed. I, for one, advocate more fluoride in the water and a standard national uniform of grey. I'm off to vacuum my office chair and make sure the toilet seat has been put down after use. Someone in this office is the culprit and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
The response i was expecting. Creative thinking huh? You can talk yourself up. You should go into real estate. As i said, I don't see the point in pushing buttons and being a smart ar$e.
It was indeed funny and I appreciate any non conformist angles and other points of view. I think everyone is probably taking this a bit too seriously and escalating what is just another internet interaction.
