Discussion in 'General Precious Metals Discussion' started by DanielM, Apr 30, 2013.
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Good day yuripuka from JOHNLGALT. Got home O.K. with the goods.
I suppose I better have a JOTD, or somebody will complain. CHEERS.
Sorry, I won't accept the TROLLS Verdict unless the Phoenix TROLL GIVES his/hers/its VOTE, - but then again how would I know because he/she/it is on my no fly list LOLOL.
JulieW is doing her best to get on the prestigious LIST, but I'm not SEGXCIST this way.
I've resisted the temptation to figure which way she leans.
yuripuka, you are right - I tend to stir the pot a bit, HA, Ha. _JOHNLGALT.
Even I can appreciate a decent bit of humour. THANKS,
A bit of colour never hurt anyone, DID IT?
Yep, the usual suspects are there HA, HA (pink for the LADY(?).
Pelican is solid silver
Ok, it's not PC however it's funny
A man was leaving a cafe, when he noticed an unusual funeral...
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with the black dog..
Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line
The man couldn't contain his curiosity
He approached the man walking with the dog
I am sorry to disturb you...
but i ve never seen a funeral like this with so many people walking in a straight line.
Who’s funeral is it ?????
He replied ,the first coffin is of my WIFE.
What happned to her????
My dog attacked and killed her..
The second coffin????
Its my MOTHER IN LAW?.she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too..
*A Silent Moment Passed & THEN he asked CAN I BORROW THE DOG ????*
And he replied..
*GET IN THE LINE.*
A chap walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip and yelled, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the room called out...
"You'll need more ammo!"
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour.
At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle:
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame De Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles De Gaulle leaned over to his wife and said: "Ma cherie, I believe zat ze English pronounce zat word 'appiness!"
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