Abbott Wins! Stock market up 18%.

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  1. col0016

    col0016 Active Member

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    I thought I'd be first to say what we all know is going to happen now :p
    Bring on the new mining boom, higher wages, lower utility prices, reduction of regulations, the end of over priced housing, the recognition of bitcoin as legal tender, the introduction of legislation to move to a gold standard, the end of asylum seekers coming here, the end of fractional banking and derivatives trading, withdrawing from the U.N and refusal to sign the TPP.
    Life will finally be awesome because we have the other side of the coin now :D
     
  2. Caput Lupinum

    Caput Lupinum Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    Tony Abbott's victory speech


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayO1wtXbh_Q[/youtube]
     
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    MyNamesNotBen New Member

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    You say that sarcastically but the average australian is actually retarded enough to think like that. People actually believe they will be better off under a liberal government but in reality we are all going to be worse off and thats exactly what the average australian deserves for being so f*ucking stupid and voting in liberal scum
     
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    Labor is getting routed.
     
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    Can't wait to see the butthurt when Abbot inevitably fu*ks everything up and average australians begin to suffer for their stupidity
     
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    I say that sarcastically because either way we're fucked and it saddens me that people think either side cares about them.
     
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    TheEnd is a prime example of the average australians retardation. Complaining about government spending while living off welfare.. what a hypocrite.
     
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    col0016 Active Member

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    I think he was only out of work for a month or so... He got another job I think. Try not to be too harsh, we're all friends here (except in the real estate forum :/ ).
     
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    No offense, but that is a load of BS.
    I personally will never be worse off under a coalition govt.
    The average Australian has every reason to believe they will be better off under the coalition.
    The half of Australians who are less than average are the only ones retarded enough to give the current ALP clowns another vote.
    The lower outliers of the intelligence bell curve gave their vote to the Greens. :D
     
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    "Labor is getting routed."


    Poor spelling!


    OC
     
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    Old Codger Active Member Silver Stacker

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    Remember, 'col' is only 14!



    OC
     
  12. col0016

    col0016 Active Member

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    Fortunately the guys at the polling booth didn't know ;)
     
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    Yep
     
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    You misspelt Murdoch in the thread title.
     
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    Let's put it this way:

    If any of us actually had faith that the Liberals or Labor would look out for us, why did we buy gold and silver?
    Yeah, it pretty much answers itself, doesn't it?
    But let the Liberal ****sucking continue, it's their wedding night, after all.
     
  16. Shaddam IV

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    It seems that the majority of the adult population of the country do not agree with you. But feel free to run around calling them retards if it makes you feel better.
     
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    Well said
     
  18. Clawhammer

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    I think Clive Palmer's been the big winner in this election...even if he doesn't get a seat.

    10-20% swings from the majors to PUP.
     
  19. Caput Lupinum

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    His gravitational pull attracted more votes, the cardboard polling booths and even a skinny vegan greens candidate
     
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    Clawhammer Well-Known Member Silver Stacker

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    The Greens have some pretty young female supporters in the background...and some creepy looking male supporters they try to keep out of shot.

    I bet the guys smell of BO and pot,

    and the girls smell of flowers, niaviety...and a little pot :lol:
     

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