You have 2 cows...

[Golden ChipMunk]

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field
Daisy: I was artificially inseminated this morning.
Dolly: I don't believe you.
Daisy: It's true, straight up, no bull!

 

[Golden ChipMunk]

Still can't find the Bull

 

[alor]

you can go buy some sperms from the bank, but who will volunteer to fertilized the cows, ask the neighbour for help. she does a nursery in towm.

 

[smk762]

You have two cows, and flood the paddock with bullshit because some turkey said it'll make it great again. Your soil improves, but the harvest goes to waste because there are no Mexicans allowed over the fence and you're not allowed to own slaves anymore. Soon enough the bullshit cakes your cows legs and they develop footrot and bovine respiratory disease. The turkey buys their emaciated corpses for a discount and sells them to the Hindus because he's a great negotiator and humanitarian.

 

[Golden ChipMunk]

Quick milking the cat now

 

[SpacePete]

Quick milking the cat now

At the supermarket, this sign was necessary:

 

[SpacePete]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXI21S4ZWJU[/youtube]

 

[SpacePete]

Source: The Adventures of Business Cat

 

[Golden ChipMunk]

I have a Smart Cow that washes itself all day long

 

[SpacePete]

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And he's a total boss.

 

[SpacePete]

 

[dross]

You had one cat, now you have a freezer full of mud crabs, win win.

 

[JulieW]

My cousin was a professional cow insemination technician at one stage of his career. (He described it with a more colloquial term).

Funniest thing I'd ever seen was him, showing us his trade, and up to his armpit in a cow as she marched him back and forth across the yard. Him yelling and trying to get her to stop. Me helpless with laughter unable to grab the halter.

 

[Golden ChipMunk]

You had one cat, now you have a freezer full of mud crabs, win win.

Do you ever eat mud crap?? crabs

They are eaten freshly kill..

Frozen mud crabs don't taste as nice after cook.... :lol:

 

[dross]

You had one cat, now you have a freezer full of mud crabs, win win.

Do you ever eat mud crap?? crabs

They are eaten freshly kill..

Frozen mud crabs don't taste as nice after cook.... :lol:

Used to catch them by the dozens in the mangroves by hand, then meet grandad as he pulled up on his fishing trawler, they would go into a boiling 44 gal drum along with the lobsters.