Wife's birthday today.
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Nabullion Dynamite
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Argentum said:
yep, and then they would argue that everything inside the encyclopedia was wrong!
Argentum said:
I remember when I was a kid I used to think my mother was the smartest person in the world because she would always know when I done something wrong. She used to always tell me that I could not do anything without her knowing about it and I believed her. Then I grew up and realized that I could outsmart her!
Ghost Story
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well I needed a good giggle tonight
wishing everyone happy birthdays and many more to come
and always remember whether us males like it or not women are the boss
and the only advice the old man gave me when I got married was bite your tongue till it bleeds, wise words I did not heed and am now divorced surprise surprise
wishing everyone happy birthdays and many more to come
and always remember whether us males like it or not women are the boss
and the only advice the old man gave me when I got married was bite your tongue till it bleeds, wise words I did not heed and am now divorced surprise surprise Skyrocket said:tolly_67 said:
If I had a wife I would just give her my d^ck for her birthday and keep the PM's for myself.
And that's why you won't be having a wife. (Unless you're George Clooney).
lol i was going to tell him that but i thought i would leave the pleasure to one of u ladieslibertadiac said:Skyrocket said:tolly_67 said:
If I had a wife I would just give her my d^ck for her birthday and keep the PM's for myself.
And that's why you won't be having a wife. (Unless you're George Clooney).
mmissinglink
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JulieW said:
Of course it takes a gal to set a bunch of guys straight on matters such as that. How stubbornly most guys have those blinders pulled tight to their head.
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Ghost Story
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUsPRybnes[/youtube]
"I Ran Away"
I ran away from you
That's all I ever do
And though I started here
I ran away from you
I'm gonna come on in
And see it through
I ran away from you
That's all I ever do
And when I heard you call to
Come back to me
And though I should stay
I don't have the stomach to
Everyone I know
Says I'm a fool to mess with you
Everyone I know
Says it's a stupid thing to do
I have your love on call
And yet my day is not so full
There might be nothing left to do
So I ran away from you
I'm gonna come on in
My eyes are closed
I can feel it there
The sun's so close
I'm gonna come on out
And burn the sky
A star arose in my own cage
I'm stuck in line
And in a cage
Just a single star
I sing for
Everyone I know
Says I'm a fool to mess with you
Everyone I know
Says it's a stupid thing to do
I have your love on call
And yet my day is not so full
And I did not know what to do
And so I ran away from you
"I Ran Away"
I ran away from you
That's all I ever do
And though I started here
I ran away from you
I'm gonna come on in
And see it through
I ran away from you
That's all I ever do
And when I heard you call to
Come back to me
And though I should stay
I don't have the stomach to
Everyone I know
Says I'm a fool to mess with you
Everyone I know
Says it's a stupid thing to do
I have your love on call
And yet my day is not so full
There might be nothing left to do
So I ran away from you
I'm gonna come on in
My eyes are closed
I can feel it there
The sun's so close
I'm gonna come on out
And burn the sky
A star arose in my own cage
I'm stuck in line
And in a cage
Just a single star
I sing for
Everyone I know
Says I'm a fool to mess with you
Everyone I know
Says it's a stupid thing to do
I have your love on call
And yet my day is not so full
And I did not know what to do
And so I ran away from you
renovator said:
Why don't men wear makeup and perfume? Because they don't realise they're ugly and smell.
: we know theres no point it would take more than that to fix us :lol: we seem happy but inside were crying.
mmissinglink
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adrenalin said:
Ain't that the utter truth!
libertadiac said:Skyrocket said:tolly_67 said:
If I had a wife I would just give her my d^ck for her birthday and keep the PM's for myself.
And that's why you won't be having a wife. (Unless you're George Clooney).
Wrong, I can have a wife. A dumb one.
libertadiac said:
At least men are honest about their appearance and don't try to hide it under makeup. Unlike women, men don't try to kid themselves about their appearance.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Fortunately my wife has some sense.
She never asks if she looks fat in certain clothes because she knows my answer is to inform her that food makes people look fat, not clothes.
I then explain how women seem to take for ever to decide on what clothes to wear that don't make them look fat yet they spend milli seconds deciding to eat foods that do. Strange stuff.
She never asks if she looks fat in certain clothes because she knows my answer is to inform her that food makes people look fat, not clothes.
I then explain how women seem to take for ever to decide on what clothes to wear that don't make them look fat yet they spend milli seconds deciding to eat foods that do. Strange stuff.