How about medicine then?
Surely with all these old folks retiring and a government handout we can invest in sending these drugs to the moon for profit?
They're all cashed up with their house values going up in recent times, so surely they can pay what we ask?
And we are still providing the community a service after all? Lots of incoming investment dollars into drugs means more drug tech and supply on offer?
Best part is, we can doubly whammy the system! Buy as massive amount of pharmaceutical shares and negatively gear the loan cost. We can do that right?
What we need here is a first medical insurance owners' grant. Something to boost demand of our product and give those oldies and bogans on minimum wage or pensions a leg into the market? Good vote buying opportunity right there, made Obama real popular with the plebs so we know it works.
Or maybe we could release the black plague back into the system? Make lots of people sick and drive up prices? Prescriptions to the moon has a nice ring to it as a media sound bite, don't you think? Well, maybe not so blatant as that. It might irk a few.
How about we screw around with the water supply a bit. Add in a few chemicals and get the people to believe it's to keep their teeth healthy? Maybe we could get it into the food too, grow the food quicker and things? We should also ensure those fast food mobs keep the piggies out there nice and fat for harvest too. That's always good for the industry!
And then what we can do is ask the government to ban or restrict certain drugs through 'testing' by restricting patents and requirements for extended trials to limit the market supply, driving up profits even further? We could easily corner the market and make a killing I reckon. Go get a M3 and retire at 40 whilst we shave those older folks of all those fat profits they made screwing us on housing.
This sounds like an awesome plan actually.
Might need to go see my bank manager and fire up a loan... I could retire in the next few years if I played my cards right. At the very least, double down in the next 7 to 10 AND do the community a favour providing medical care!