SS'er New year 2013 resolutions.
- Thread starter bloomst
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Take whatever life throws at me and embrace the good, then tell the bad to go fuck itself.
Believe in Fairies, if they are good enough for my three year old to spend time lecturing me on then they must be true, right ?
Accept that life doesn't go according to plan, even mine. If it did I would be Hugh Hefner and my missus would be happy to share her old fart around (and super models would like me just for me).
Tell people that I love that I do, more often, even my M8's who I get in a headlock when I'm pissed and slur "I luv ya M8". (anyone who has lost a good M8 this year will get this)
Accept that I am not Einstein and do not have all the answers to life the universe and everything in it, I cant afford all the modcon's and latest must haves, Am not the perfect neighbour, Don't drive the latest model car and my kids don't always score triple A's at school.
Deal with my middle aged gut spread by calling it the fuel tank for my love machine, My smoking habit of thirty years by reasoning that there is less homicides and a lot more small furry animals still living as a result of it, and my drinking habit because I like it.
Finally, take solace that nearly 99% of all the above and below resolutions will fail and that I have been honest with myself and those around me. :lol:
Believe in Fairies, if they are good enough for my three year old to spend time lecturing me on then they must be true, right ?
Accept that life doesn't go according to plan, even mine. If it did I would be Hugh Hefner and my missus would be happy to share her old fart around (and super models would like me just for me).
Tell people that I love that I do, more often, even my M8's who I get in a headlock when I'm pissed and slur "I luv ya M8". (anyone who has lost a good M8 this year will get this)
Accept that I am not Einstein and do not have all the answers to life the universe and everything in it, I cant afford all the modcon's and latest must haves, Am not the perfect neighbour, Don't drive the latest model car and my kids don't always score triple A's at school.
Deal with my middle aged gut spread by calling it the fuel tank for my love machine, My smoking habit of thirty years by reasoning that there is less homicides and a lot more small furry animals still living as a result of it, and my drinking habit because I like it.
Finally, take solace that nearly 99% of all the above and below resolutions will fail and that I have been honest with myself and those around me. :lol:
soupdragon
Member
Buy more gold! Try and achieve a gold to silver ratio of 1:20 ratio for my stack.
Now that my Missus has given me the flick:
1. Concentrate on widows and divorcees.
2. Take up smoking again after 32 years.
3. Hit the booze again after 34 years.
4. Drugs again after 45 years.
5. Put the 15kg back on that I lost this year
6. Sell all my silver to pay for my bad habits.
7. No more mister nice guy!
1. Concentrate on widows and divorcees.
2. Take up smoking again after 32 years.
3. Hit the booze again after 34 years.
4. Drugs again after 45 years.
5. Put the 15kg back on that I lost this year
6. Sell all my silver to pay for my bad habits.
7. No more mister nice guy!
Dabloodymess
Active Member
My only resolution is to have fun and avoid dying 
fishball said:
I'm working on doing all wrong!
Sargeant Argent
New Member
1. quit ciggies
2. spend less on beer and mull
3. get more construction jobs
4. finish furnishing and licensing my bnb suite and get it making $
5. pay down the mortgage and keep adding to the stack.
6. get my backside tube riding sorted.
2. spend less on beer and mull
3. get more construction jobs
4. finish furnishing and licensing my bnb suite and get it making $
5. pay down the mortgage and keep adding to the stack.
6. get my backside tube riding sorted.
Sargeant Argent
New Member
woops double post.
Sorry Auspm, but I call bullshit on your resolution 1-....
Mjduzane said:I need to stop buying cigars when i already have so damn many...so i think my resolution is to stop buying so many cigars and smoke the ones i have so i can buy more silver.
Just buy some tobacco seeds and grown your own. Did this a few years back and if I can do it in the UK I am sure you can. Seven foot (in your measuring system) tall self seeding Havana plants!
(Just in case anyone from the UK Customs and Excise are reading I did not process the leaves for smoking.)
Jislizard said:Mjduzane said:I need to stop buying cigars when i already have so damn many...so i think my resolution is to stop buying so many cigars and smoke the ones i have so i can buy more silver
Just buy some tobacco seeds and grown your own. Did this a few years back and if I can do it in the UK I am sure you can. Seven foot (in your measuring system) tall self seeding Havana plants!
(Just in case anyone from the UK Customs and Excise are reading I did not process the leaves for smoking.)
I've actually thought about doing that. The only thing that bothers me is, what if I do this and my cigars taste like shit? I'd feel like I wasted my money
Mjduzane said:Jislizard said:Mjduzane said:I need to stop buying cigars when i already have so damn many...so i think my resolution is to stop buying so many cigars and smoke the ones i have so i can buy more silver
Just buy some tobacco seeds and grown your own. Did this a few years back and if I can do it in the UK I am sure you can. Seven foot (in your measuring system) tall self seeding Havana plants!
(Just in case anyone from the UK Customs and Excise are reading I did not process the leaves for smoking.)
I've actually thought about doing that. The only thing that bothers me is, what if I do this and my cigars taste like shit? I'd feel like I wasted my money
All cigars taste like shit, I don't see a problem
