OK so there are some jokers on ebay who will say anything to add a few $$ to their listing.. so i'll kick it off
"1992 1 Kilo Silver Kookaburra Uncirculated Coin"
Uncirculated you say? Are you sure you didn't find that thing in yer change after picking up the milk at woolies?
"SILVER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE SO GRAB THESE BEFORE IT DOES"
I'll never understand why ppl who think this way want to then go and sell their silver before it does.... EXPLODE
. Nor why their caps-lock key has.. MAlFUnctionD. Oh and if your silver is about to explode give it some distance and do not try grab it 
Cmon share what has made ya chuckle
P.S. no confessions if it was you
"1992 1 Kilo Silver Kookaburra Uncirculated Coin"
Uncirculated you say? Are you sure you didn't find that thing in yer change after picking up the milk at woolies?
"SILVER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE SO GRAB THESE BEFORE IT DOES"
I'll never understand why ppl who think this way want to then go and sell their silver before it does.... EXPLODE
Cmon share what has made ya chuckle
P.S. no confessions if it was you