Ridiculous places to hide silver

fishball said:
Fake a death.
Bury a coffin filled with PMs.
????
Profit!!!
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That's given me a really dumb idea

Can somebody take fake a death notice out for












Gillard
And do an ode to the liar.
I only came up with the idea & I'm not touching it any further.
Somebody else can carry on from here :P


But I still think the pic below is the best low budget storage device :)

Bullion014.jpg
 
Sewing pockets on the inside of all your underwear could be good, i mean who'sgunna routle through your shreddies for treasure?
 
spannermonkey said:
fishball said:
Fake a death.
Bury a coffin filled with PMs.
????
Profit!!!
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That's given me a really dumb idea

Can somebody take fake a death notice out for












Gillard
And do an ode to the liar.
I only came up with the idea & I'm not touching it any further.
Somebody else can carry on from here :P


But I still think the pic below is the best low budget storage device :)

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/dannydodge/ebay bullion/Bullion014.jpg
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I still think hollowed out fiat would be cheaper and less likely to be taken ;p
 
SilverNash said:
Sewing pockets on the inside of all your underwear could be good, i mean who'sgunna routle through your shreddies for treasure?
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SECURITY_BREIFS_UNDERWEAR_PRANK.jpg


Dirty Security Underwear Safe Features:

Secret pouch with a fastener to keep your stash in place
The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them.
Not even the most hardened criminals have the balls to rile through dirty under garments.
Are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the family safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.

Not meant for wearing, but if you really want to know the size, we would say it's between a Small and Medium sized men's underwear. Security Briefs are Disgustingly Funny. Secretly conceals your valuables stash. Has Skid-Mark Technology to ensure no one will touch these things so your valuables are safe. Great Gag Gift!
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http://www.asseenontvguys.com/security-briefs.aspx
 
Cast it in silver bullets and load em up, then if someone wants to steal them from you just give it to them one at a time, they would also be handy for wearwolves
 
You could get a second wheelie bin.
Stash your metal in a box or plastic container in the bottom of the bin.
Cover with bags of clean trash.
Keep in a lockup garage next to your real (smelly) rubbish bin.
No ones gonna go through a rubbish bin/s expecting to find your valuables. (ARE THEY???)

JUST BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO PUT THE WRONG BIN OUT ON COLLECTION DAY.

I can see it now, Dude wakes up late after sleeping in, wife says I put the rubbish out for you today darling.
Dude rushes out to garage and sees the wrong bin has been emptied.
SHTF and Dude ends up divorced and broke.

(To prevent the wife putting out the wrong bin you can take the wheels off which will also make it harder for someone to run down the road with your stash, or maybe chain and padlock it to something in the garage/shed, padlock bin lid down tight, or all of the above.

Oh yeah, and never leave the garage door open just in case some poor starving person needs to look through your bins for a feed.
 
The old man stashed a fair bit in his lead pile :D .

In saying that though, his lead pile was 1 pound ingots, and at last count had over a 1t of the stuff :o , i doubt any one would go through a ton of lead :lol: .

Door stops for the bigger blocks, for coins and smaller peices, kids play area is a goodun :cool: .
 
BDR said:
The old man stashed a fair bit in his lead pile :D .

In saying that though, his lead pile was 1 pound ingots, and at last count had over a 1t of the stuff :o , i doubt any one would go through a ton of lead :lol: .

Door stops for the bigger blocks, for coins and smaller peices, kids play area is a goodun :cool: .
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Lead is worth a around $2.00 a kilo. Plenty of pricks would love to steal a tonne of it. Finding a PM stash would be a great bonus for them.
 
String your coins out above the veggie patch to keep the birds away.

Sorry, im on the wrong thread. Where's "Ridiculous uses for silver"?
 
Eureka Moments said:
BDR said:
The old man stashed a fair bit in his lead pile :D .

In saying that though, his lead pile was 1 pound ingots, and at last count had over a 1t of the stuff :o , i doubt any one would go through a ton of lead :lol: .

Door stops for the bigger blocks, for coins and smaller peices, kids play area is a goodun :cool: .
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Lead is worth a around $2.00 a kilo. Plenty of pricks would love to steal a tonne of it. Finding a PM stash would be a great bonus for them.
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Where would you get $2 for lead , my local guys only give me 80c !! Am I being ripped off ? , I also only get $5.50 for high grade copper. I do a lot of recycling
 
Recalcitrant said:
Where would you get $2 for lead , my local guys only give me 80c !! Am I being ripped off ? , I also only get $5.50 for high grade copper. I do a lot of recycling
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WHAT!!! I've been getting 70c a kilo for lead !!
but seeing as I take it from church roofs, I guess I can't complain. ;)
 
Recalcitrant said:
Eureka Moments said:
BDR said:
The old man stashed a fair bit in his lead pile :D .

In saying that though, his lead pile was 1 pound ingots, and at last count had over a 1t of the stuff :o , i doubt any one would go through a ton of lead :lol: .

Door stops for the bigger blocks, for coins and smaller peices, kids play area is a goodun :cool: .
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Lead is worth a around $2.00 a kilo. Plenty of pricks would love to steal a tonne of it. Finding a PM stash would be a great bonus for them.
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Where would you get $2 for lead , my local guys only give me 80c !! Am I being ripped off ? , I also only get $5.50 for high grade copper. I do a lot of recycling
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My bad, I bow to your recycling knowledge.

So the pile of lead would be worth $800. There are plenty of pricks who would gladly help themselves which was my original premise.
 
DanDee said:
Recalcitrant said:
Where would you get $2 for lead , my local guys only give me 80c !! Am I being ripped off ? , I also only get $5.50 for high grade copper. I do a lot of recycling
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WHAT!!! I've been getting 70c a kilo for lead !!
but seeing as I take it from church roofs, I guess I can't complain. ;)
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I rest my case.
 
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