Thank you friend, once I finished crying in my rum and realised that the proceeds were going towards adding more shiny things to my booty chest I managed to reconcile myself.
edit. i.e. I can now afford a shovel with a handle to dig for treasure
edit 2: I wouldn't be disappointed if somehow I ended up with the ability to put an excavator at the end of the shovel please (oh and a truck and trailer lol)