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Newtosilver said:
LOL is there anyone who can translate the pirate into English after each post? The pirate is killing me, trying to translate it to English when I wake in the morning is just not working :)
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Avast! Welcome aboard NewtoSilver!

It is true that our valiant crew has a unique range of expressions, but that is done deliberately to confuse Google Analytics. (They try to secretly monitor our conversations you see, but we outsmart them every time!)

But you are new to silver, and consequently you can be easily forgiven for getting it all wrong. Let me explain how you SHOULD do it...

First thing every morning, come here and stare at the silver price for about 30 seconds.

Then ask the price "WHY YOU NO GO UP!!!"

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That question is of course, impossible to answer rationally but after simply trying to make sense of it you will suddenly find that decoding our writings is a comparatively trivial exercise. Problem solved!

But just to help you out I have run a few recent posts from our merry crew through a Pirate Translator. You probably didn't know there's an App for that.

Here's what came out...

Azure said:
Arrrgh, tiz a shayme dat de bergs is all gone, hard tu find ice for de rum wiffoutem!.
hoo'woo maggie, an ello errol, not ta forget de rest of ya skurvy ridd'n crue!

looks like we is headded for island 26 tho, (i hearz dem gots plenny of gumpowdar an cannon ballz, we mae have to stock up, if we dun crash on the shoreline.)

I'mz sure deyrz lurkers hiden abord dis ere ship, like ghosz i sence dem i do, my goosebumps have goosebumps!

Maybe dey is juz scurred of walk'n de plank!
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PirateTranslator said:
Oh dear! It is such a pity that all of the icebergs have vanished recently. Following their disappearance it has become rather difficult to obtain sufficient ice to chill our rum rations.

How do you do today Maggie? Greetings Acting Captain Errol43! And a big "hello" to the rest of the crew who despite being chronically deficient in ascorbic acid are nevertheless remembered with much warm-hearted and tender affection.

Recent signs have indicated to me that the price of silver might decline as low as the $26 mark in the short term. That will represent an outstanding buying opportunity for anyone who has any spare cash available. I am looking forward to taking part in an absolute buying frenzy if this happens!

You know, it's a funny thing, but sometimes I get an overwhelming sense that there are some good folk out there who are reading these posts but not otherwise contributing to the forum. It's rather chilling really, this sense of being watched by invisible people. It almost gives one the heebie jeebies!

But then again, perhaps those watchers are simply quiet people who are slightly in awe of our 'unique' way of dealing with rascals and troublemakers.
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hotel 46 said:
we be in forda nuther dwop i tink. butta der mortuary she issa dyin erself so dere be lite att da end ofda tunnal.
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PirateTranslator said:
Judging by all available indicators, it seems to me that the price of silver will soon be trending lower again. Nevertheless, J.P. Morgan is currently facing a multi-billion dollar trading loss that might even prove to be fatal in the long run, so there is every reason to hope that the silver price suppression scheme may soon come to an ignominious end.
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Maggie said:
Howoo azzi wez yar bin, gud ta ssz ya. We gotta ol butchy back : )

Kaptun errol 43 an hotel 46 bin wonely widowt ya
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PirateTranslator said:
Greetings Azure! My goodness where HAVE you been recently? It's wonderful to see you again in such fine form. I'm also delighted to report that our good friend Butch graced us with his presence recently too! Things are really looking up!

I don't mind telling you that Captain Errol43 and Hotel 46 have been feeling the strain a bit while you have been gone. They will be delighted to hear that you are back on board!
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errol43 said:
Maggie..mi pirit buddy..Pray tell why ye kannee get yer s,iley worken pruperly. : ( :)

Yer gotta keep smilen in di wroff wedder. Der be na silver linen in dem winta klouds.
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PirateTranslator said:
My dearest Maggie, I'm overcome with curiosity to understand why you are having trouble with your Smiley icon. It pains me to see your Smiley struggle so. Have you tried doing it like this: :)

Remember my friend, when the barometer falls and life's little storms blow in, it's important that we all try to keep a sunny smile on our dial. Who know? One day there might even be a silver lining to these dismal wintry clouds that grace our skies so frequently nowadays!
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SPOT : USD $27.00
 
Captain Turk..To be sure.To bea sure..De SS sales tanite nay matta wat de price of our presis cargo..

Ye be a mite man ye Captain Turk
De bravest man dis side of Bourke
SC he way up high
Lokin at de keross nest up in de sky

Dbr he neva sleep
He keeps a I ou for our black sheep
Ak Errol he go to he bunk at half past three
yea no he got no leg belo de knee

Azure, ironwood and hotel forty six
they be pirits of the sea and no all dem tricks
Of gettin rum, kokonuts and limes,
And trien to out fox Maggie at times

They all be good pirtis for mani ayeer
and they smoke the gunya and drink rumbo and beer
And if the silva to forty does rise
They all be at the Maggies party with toxedos an ties

And fur all ye young piritsm whos tink we carn/t spell
just git on ou bote and give us a yell
causee we wil end up in glori
Or ww will end up in hell

Ye can talk all ye like aboirt de keiser, calente and maloney
but here on de SS we saa it kould be all baloney,
an we soon be orf to Londun bower
to win all de silva,silva in de tower

For de cru to get beeten into 2nd place
Fur all our effort is no disgrace
we like dat dere silva to go with the lace
tis harder to get 2nd than it is first place

AK ER 43
 
O do ye feal de s wind a blowen?? 27.29 Is de SS movin N or is dat jus a currant for rasin our hopes.


Wil dis be a false flag event...Dey musta found ourt that de Ss cru ar on der way to London..Let the games begin! Silva is wat we be aftar. lock up de tower I say..

AK ER 43
 
Ohh fa foksls sake ya neely brung a teer ta me iye. Ya be a hard wun A/Cpn errl.
It be a mity fiyne dity ya giv us.

Ya mita been wundr'n were i woz. I felld ovaborrd an ended ups on dis krazy iland wat
waz full a naked ladyz wat sayyed thay waz me frends. thay askd awl sowts of krazi
qwestchuns liyke were iz ya silva adn stuf. I hadz ta showem how ta ryde a byke an
all. Itz not orl bad I metz me a niyce gurl an rote a song bout her.

I tryd ta put tha song heer but it dint wurk. mabe nex tiyme.
 
errol43 said:
O do ye feal de s wind a blowen?? 27.29 Is de SS movin N or is dat jus a currant for rasin our hopes.


Wil dis be a false flag event...Dey musta found ourt that de Ss cru ar on der way to London..Let the games begin! Silva is wat we be aftar. lock up de tower I say..

AK ER 43
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I feelz dem, its a norderlee, but i'z humid, so lookout fur rayne.

Oh how happiez dem gowld meddle winnars arrr gonna bee when dey find out dat deir gowld meddles are really filled wif silvaarrgh!
Idd'le make dem mores special when de price of de shiney shynes brwighter den de yarrrghlow!

or maybee's i been down in de hold fur too long..
I haz fownd a big gould chartz wrapped round n old barrel down dere az'well.
tiz late now to bring it up, will ave ta do et tomowrow.

An Kaptain Turk,.. Datz a fyne tweranslator ye gots dere...

ders an ol' sayin i've err'ed but kannot furdelyifarme deshyfur. here goes:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit."

it musht be greek/latin/pirate, for not a landlubber or pirate have been to unviel its meenin'.
i swearz i see it everywhere i do!

Tyme for rum and sleep.
Nyte cru.

US $27.15
 
DBR..I new were ye be..In France. ye be a fine bike wridur..But ye be disqualfied fur riden de wrong type of byke..Ah de games cumin up ye be a betta ridar der , dem poms won;t no wart htem.

A nise girl ye sa. watch ye silva me lard..Dey like dem han bags and pirit shuus, apparellently.

27.16 a tad betta.need astronga wind. Put yer bums to the sale me cru, A foul win be betta dan no wind!

Ah ye pirits drinken de rum have a smel of der own..

AK ER 43
 
Arrrggghhhh. Te rumoors of burg 28 mabees false. Is a mirage or me ize twickin me? I finks ize hears sof soozing souns Cap'n or is it tha ruuum.

US 27.74
 
i tink wee bee inn fur carm seez, i bin heering da mermamaidz frum afar. wen da seez ar carm dey git westlizt weytin

fur da stormz an any ship ta smashz inta da wockz, spilling dere treazure ta the bottom orf da see, den many ar man tiz

taken by da mermamaidz wizpering in dere earz, nedda ta bee zeen agin

$27.71 USD
 
AkER 43 Report...Taking off my pirate hat.

Today as usual I visited my local coin/bullion shop in Bundaberg and as usual. I asked him what was the latest in the silver market ?.

He told me the following ''Last night I attended a business meeting in town where local chartered accountants had brought a PM man from down south...It was asked at the meeting of some 130 businessmen, who has assets in gold or silver? Only two hands shot up.

When it was suggested to them that it would be in their best interests to start showing an interest in holding actual silver and gold, most of them reacted in amazement. It was pointed out to them that there did not seem to be any other assets that would make an ideal investment for several years to come

Now it might seem that if professional accountants are starting to come to the conclusion that actual silver and gold stacking is the way to go, then indeed they may well know something that the average person does not and that they are getting in early before prices spike.

The gent who was the main speaker just today came to my mates silver shop and proceeded to purchase some thousands $ worth of silver. He was indeed putting his fiat into silver and gold.

If accountants are starting to advise businessmen to get into silver, then maybe the tide is about to turn for silver.

Nour me lards were do I pu mi pirits hat..Don't tella me sum skoundral has niked it wile i be distrakted bi teelin ya a stori frum de reel wourld.

AK ER 43
 
errol43 said:
AkER 43 Report...Taking off my pirate hat.

Today as usual I visited my local coin/bullion shop in Bundaberg and as usual. I asked him what was the latest in the silver market ?.

He told me the following ''Last night I attended a business meeting in town where local chartered accountants had brought a PM man from down south...It was asked at the meeting of some 130 businessmen, who has assets in gold or silver? Only two hands shot up.

When it was suggested to them that it would be in their best interests to start showing an interest in holding actual silver and gold, most of them reacted in amazement. It was pointed out to them that there did not seem to be any other assets that would make an ideal investment for several years to come

Now it might seem that if professional accountants are starting to come to the conclusion that actual silver and gold stacking is the way to go, then indeed they may well know something that the average person does not and that they are getting in early before prices spike.

The gent who was the main speaker just today came to my mates silver shop and proceeded to purchase some thousands $ worth of silver. He was indeed putting his fiat into silver and gold.

If accountants are starting to advise businessmen to get into silver, then maybe the tide is about to turn for silver.

Nour me lards were do I pu mi pirits hat..Don't tella me sum skoundral has niked it wile i be distrakted bi teelin ya a stori frum de reel wourld.

AK ER 43
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Everytime I go into the local coin shop the owner tells me that I'll be a millionaire soon! After hearing this I don't pay much attention to what coin shop owners say
 
I'm of a mind to think ye be roight there s/cross tis a bad omen! aye. Tis many a fowel plucker would lieke to ring is scrawny neck. ;)



( Note no interpreter required as i'm an edumicated pirate. ) :rolleyes:
 
Howooo Southern X how wundawul ta seez ya, i mizz ya and wee juzt waz lozt widowt ya an yer muzic waz mizzed tooo

gud ta seez ya an wee hadda a dink oar tooo i git sum vodka, wee gunna hadda pardie

cum on eddy body muzic pleeze
 
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