aye hotel46, tiz da demons owf da land, tryin ta take ow stacks, dey can knot stopp uz dets fur shor, i get da vodka
howoo bootinbandi, welcom ta da goood Ship SS, tiz the brevest pirates onn bord.
Ahem. A lurking stow-away upon this vessel ye sailin I be, but alas, I shows me face this night as I'll be needing ye captin's whiskey, as it seems I've backed up, the plank.
Aye, being above deck give a better view of the waves. And as ye wodka is good, and their aint a mutiny, i dowbt i be having to ride to shore on a sea turtle.