Arrgh da tide dos change wid da moon , an da moon be dos strange tings to da world as we know it. All da lilly livered be a shakin an quiverin wen a simple ting lik a stiff Vodka be all ya need ta steady ya mind an eart .
Fear not crewmates da Silva be da best bet ye av , we be in it for da long journey, not a quick one, an da journey allways make da best memory's . Wen ye at da destination ya will look back on all dis an wonder at da worys ya held and wish agan for da adventure of da journey an da friends ya made along da way.
I be orf on a land mishon for da next few days , a mashine dat go's dingabing an a empty land for me.
I reckon sum of dese new crewmates could do wid sum trainin behind da bar 46 , mite elp ta settle da nerves a bit.
CSC's an Flamin lambourgini's followed by long island ice teas should sort out tha soft livers , if dey still be walkin after that then Maggies .999 vodka will be da tru test.