Arrrrrggghhh ya bi tulded afor tuday so shut ya winjin an ave anudder drink a wadka.
Da Sweet Maggie be parsin out spoonfulls a cement puwda fur da fairy o hart inna crows nest an iffa ya hurry ya mite git a shot a suferncross wadka ta go wif it.
Sit ya arse duwn sumwer kumfartabil an old on ta ya drink, dis aint gunna bi nise.
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