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Agree. Obviously she's being sarcastic... But it's absolutely inappropriate to make fun of the very serious issue of rape based on a minority of feminists who throw the term around a bit too freely. + this is a pretty pathetic attempt to become famous.
 
I don't think she is being sarcastic ... video at 1:30 to 1:36 .... notice the wall in the background with what appear to be a dagger, other knife like implements, her mannerisms and body language and the "art work" suggests she may be mentally ill ...
 
I thought she did alright ! Had her point accross fairly well.
That being, next time, let her drown, and file a wrongfull death case, against the pool owner.

She would've floated in my opinion, so doubt whether she was really unconscious

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I'm starting a campaign to get all of the black tar roads painted white!
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There is a lot of it about at the moment.

Obviously easy and cheap to make so accessible to the masses, no need to do much in the way of acting, no expensive equipment or software, a ready made forum for broadcasting. Just say something stupid/controversial and watch the comments pour in. People will link to it without watching it all the way through and repost the links all over the place, free advertising. Still a click bait title on it and you are good to go.

If it falls flat you can say it was political commentary or satire, if people laugh you can claim to be a comic genius.
 
There is a sale trade here.

Question: Has your bird flew away or still hanging around?
 
Martin Schulz, the president of the European Parliament, has been accused of extravagance for his private office of 35 and two official cars.

Mr Schulz, a German socialist whose position is akin to that of John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, has a private office that includes a speech writer, two personal drivers, four foreign affairs advisers and a personal usher a tailcoated aide who helps him to receive guests and briefs him on events.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-with-two-cars-and-an-usher-in-tailcoats.html
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The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers:

Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from the European Union in Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence.

The next five ships are to be HMS Empathy, HMS Circumspect, HMS Nervous, HMS Timorous and HMS Apologist. Costing 850 million each, they comply with the very latest employment, equality, health & safety and human rights laws. The Royal Navy fully expects any future enemy to be jolly decent and to comply with the same high standards of behaviour.

The new user-friendly crow's nest has excellent wheelchair access. Live ammunition has been replaced with paintballs to reduce the risk of anyone getting hurt and to cut down on the number of compensation claims. Stress counsellors and lawyers will be on board, as will a full sympathetic industrial tribunal.

The crew will be 50/50 men and women, and will contain the correct balance of race, gender, sexuality and disability. Sailors will only work a maximum of 37 hours per week as per Brussels Rules on Working Hours, even in wartime. All the vessels are equipped with a maternity ward, a crche and a gay disco.

Tobacco will be banned throughout the ship, but recreational cannabis will be allowed in wardrooms and messes.

The Royal Navy is eager to shed its traditional reputation for "Rum, sodomy and the lash" so out has gone the rum ration, replaced by sparkling water.Sodomy remains, now extended to include all ratings under 18. The lash will still be available on request.

Saluting of officers is now considered elitist and has been replaced by "Hello Sailor". All information on notice boards will be in 37 different languages and Braille. Crew members will now no longer have to ask permission to grow beards and/or moustaches.
This applies equally to female crew.

The MoD is inviting suggestions for a "non-specific" flag because the White Ensign may offend minorities.
The Union Jack must never be seen.

The newly re-named HMS Cautious will be commissioned shortly by Captain Hook from the Finsbury Park Mosque who will break a petrol bomb over the hull.
She will gently slide into the sea as the Royal Marines Band plays the Village People's "In the Navy".

Her first deployment will be to escort boatloads of illegal immigrants to ports on England's south coast.

The Prime Minister said, "Our ships reflect the very latest in modern thinking and they will always be able to comply with any new legislation from Brussels "

His final words were, "Britannia waives the rules."
 
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