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I can't embed it.
It's political and roasting everyone.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/sep/09/140909theroastfromgaus
It's political and roasting everyone.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/sep/09/140909theroastfromgaus
It's been there for over 1 month could have been 2 months by now :lol: :lol: :lol:
Golden ChipMunk
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spannermonkey said:
Monkey go chinese massage???? LOL :lol:
Golden ChipMunk said:
Monkey boy buys bagels from the shop where the car is parked outside of
Would you like a square capsule with that ?
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer from Longreach, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Bob Katter, Clive Palmer, & Politicians and their role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most Politicians are Post Turtles'.
'Not being familiar with the term, the Doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the Doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with."
Eventually the topic got around to Bob Katter, Clive Palmer, & Politicians and their role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most Politicians are Post Turtles'.
'Not being familiar with the term, the Doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the Doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with."
That didn't make sense till I realised that the turtles above were actual turtles and not substitute expletives. 
Post turtles, more common than you'd think 
(From one of JulieW's classic threads, Hey Peasants King Tony has a Decree)
Defn: When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'.
You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with.
(From one of JulieW's classic threads, Hey Peasants King Tony has a Decree)
Defn: When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'.
You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with.
Golden ChipMunk
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There are differences between Turtle and Tortoise. The last one doesnt change when you type in.
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