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Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
4. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
4. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Going out for dinner
My wife asked me, "Can we have McDonalds for dinner tonight".
I replied, "If you can spell McDonalds I will go and get it".
She pondered for a second or so, deliberated over whether it should be spelled as "Mc" or "Mac" then said, "On second thoughts I think I would prefer K.F.C".
My wife asked me, "Can we have McDonalds for dinner tonight".
I replied, "If you can spell McDonalds I will go and get it".
She pondered for a second or so, deliberated over whether it should be spelled as "Mc" or "Mac" then said, "On second thoughts I think I would prefer K.F.C".
I am your dial ring.
I am your intimate companion.
You tickle me a 150 times a day, when you are happy, I got it more often, but when you are angry, my face can get a smack.
I have a memory of your face.
I get seduced very often from your partner's companion.
I may lost control of myself when far away friend hack into me.
You may call me "I" but I am not you.
You always grab onto me wherever you go.
I may betray you when your lover get a peek inside of me.
I know you, your friends and colleagues & I know your passwords and banking details too.
Sometimes I am not myself, this caused you to just kill me. But you always revived me.
I like the reflection on your face when I could not find the
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I am your intimate companion.
You tickle me a 150 times a day, when you are happy, I got it more often, but when you are angry, my face can get a smack.
I have a memory of your face.
I get seduced very often from your partner's companion.
I may lost control of myself when far away friend hack into me.
You may call me "I" but I am not you.
You always grab onto me wherever you go.
I may betray you when your lover get a peek inside of me.
I know you, your friends and colleagues & I know your passwords and banking details too.
Sometimes I am not myself, this caused you to just kill me. But you always revived me.
I like the reflection on your face when I could not find the
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