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Explaination of smack down last night
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/gold-falls-after-us-budget-deal/story-e6frfkur-1226781205511
US Goverment going to save money equivalent to 0.1% of their escalating debt in 10 years time and everyone is relieved of the recovery
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/gold-falls-after-us-budget-deal/story-e6frfkur-1226781205511
US Goverment going to save money equivalent to 0.1% of their escalating debt in 10 years time and everyone is relieved of the recovery
Scyb said:Explaination of smack down last night
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/gold-falls-after-us-budget-deal/story-e6frfkur-1226781205511
US Goverment going to save money equivalent to 0.1% of their escalating debt in 10 years time and everyone is relieved of the recovery
Republican and Democratic Congressional leaders unveiled an agreement to reduce the federal deficit by $US22.5 billion ($A24.77 billion) over 10 years while freeing up $US63 billion in government spending over the next two years
They print 1 trillion a year and this excites them! Joke of the year!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM[/youtube]
A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2...
The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !'
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'
Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.'
'That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'
The nurse leaves Kenny's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing ??'
To which Davo replies,
'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '
The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !'
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'
Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.'
'That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'
The nurse leaves Kenny's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing ??'
To which Davo replies,
'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '
^^^that chimp needs to visit parliment house during question time. 
George W Bush died and went to Hell.
When he got there The Devil says we got no rooms left, but he might be able to make a swap and send someone away if George W can arrange it.
George W thinks that will be a great idea so he goes to the first door, opens it and there's Ronald Reagan doing laps of the pool. That's all he does every hour, every day, every week, just laps of the pool. George W thinks that won't be too good so he closes the door and goes to the next one.
When he opens it he sees Jimmy Carter with this huge sledge hammer smashing rocks. That's all Jimmy does every hour, every day, every week, just smashes rocks with this giant sledgehammer. George W goes fuck that, that won't be too good, so he's closes the door and goes to the next one.
When he opens the door he sees Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Bill is groaning and Monica is doing what Monica does best and George W thinks, yeh, I could get used to that, so he turns and tells The Devil, and The Devil says, "Right, Monica. Out!"
When he got there The Devil says we got no rooms left, but he might be able to make a swap and send someone away if George W can arrange it.
George W thinks that will be a great idea so he goes to the first door, opens it and there's Ronald Reagan doing laps of the pool. That's all he does every hour, every day, every week, just laps of the pool. George W thinks that won't be too good so he closes the door and goes to the next one.
When he opens it he sees Jimmy Carter with this huge sledge hammer smashing rocks. That's all Jimmy does every hour, every day, every week, just smashes rocks with this giant sledgehammer. George W goes fuck that, that won't be too good, so he's closes the door and goes to the next one.
When he opens the door he sees Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Bill is groaning and Monica is doing what Monica does best and George W thinks, yeh, I could get used to that, so he turns and tells The Devil, and The Devil says, "Right, Monica. Out!"
Golightly said:
I thought that was pretty funny, but it only got a meh
Technophiles really don't have any sense of humour.
mmm....shiney! said:Golightly said:
I thought that was pretty funny, but it only got a meh
Technophiles really don't have any sense of humour.
What worried me was Golightly still remember your quote 7 months later...this def should be in the wtf thread.
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