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Lost my glasses earlier....
GOLD1
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Three men are on a plane and the plane is about to crash. They each try to throw something out of the plane to reduce weight. The first man throws a wrench. The second man throws a screwdriver. The third man throws a bomb.
The plane crash lands and the men are walking down a street. They come across a little girl crying and one of the men asks, “Why are you crying little girl?”
The girl replies, “I was jumping rope and then I got hit in the head by a wrench.”
The men walk a little further down the street and come across a woman crying. One of them asks the woman, “What happened, ma’am?”
The woman replies, “I was working in my garden and then got hit in the head by a screwdriver.”
The men go a little further and come across a little boy laughing uncontrollably. They ask, “What’s so funny little boy?”
The little boy replies, “I farted and the house behind me blew up!”
Calista Bruschi
The plane crash lands and the men are walking down a street. They come across a little girl crying and one of the men asks, “Why are you crying little girl?”
The girl replies, “I was jumping rope and then I got hit in the head by a wrench.”
The men walk a little further down the street and come across a woman crying. One of them asks the woman, “What happened, ma’am?”
The woman replies, “I was working in my garden and then got hit in the head by a screwdriver.”
The men go a little further and come across a little boy laughing uncontrollably. They ask, “What’s so funny little boy?”
The little boy replies, “I farted and the house behind me blew up!”
Calista Bruschi
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