JOTD

[Shaddam IV]

 

[Shaddam IV]

 

[PJ92]

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night?
Tell them a joke on Monday.

 

[PJ92]

What is Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O'Furniture

 

[PJ92]

When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them
In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back

 

[PJ92]

Gold and Silver walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "Ey you, get outta here!"

So Gold (Au) left.

 

[hardyakkagold]

 

[hardyakkagold]

 

[Silverling]

 

[PJ92]

Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

 

[PJ92]

Dad, that coin looks exactly like mine
Ohhh, it's a coincidence honey

 

[PJ92]

DIY Money Saving Tip
Turn an ordinary, old sofa into a sofa bed, by just forgetting your wedding anniversary.

 

[PJ92]

Want to double your money instantly without any sort of investment plans?
Cool, me too. Just place it in front of the mirror.

 

[fishduck]

 

[fishduck]

 

[hardyakkagold]

 

[hardyakkagold]

I am not the only one enjoying a drink.

CHEERS!

 

[Real $]

 

[hardyakkagold]

 

[hardyakkagold]