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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So, I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me
three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
“How much do you charge”?
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about
those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new “Land Cruiser.”
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said," and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”
FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND
TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
So, I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me
three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
“How much do you charge”?
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about
those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new “Land Cruiser.”
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said," and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”
FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND
TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
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china huawei: "hi, we'd like to buy some chips."
us regime: "no chips for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china avic: "hi, we'd like to buy some engines."
us regime: "no engines for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china jonhon: "hi, we'd like to buy some optics."
us regime: "no optics for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china rail: "hi, we'd like to buy some switch boards."
us regime: "no boards for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china offshore: "hi, we'd like to buy some drill bits."
us regime: "no bits for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
emperor xi: "well brandon, what can we buy?"
brandon: "we have soybeans....."
emperor xi: "ooh, sorry, no gmo beans, thanks. we'll buy frankenfree from siberia."
brandon: "they're not buying our stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff!!"
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china huawei: "hi, we'd like to buy some chips."
us regime: "no chips for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china avic: "hi, we'd like to buy some engines."
us regime: "no engines for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china jonhon: "hi, we'd like to buy some optics."
us regime: "no optics for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china rail: "hi, we'd like to buy some switch boards."
us regime: "no boards for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
china offshore: "hi, we'd like to buy some drill bits."
us regime: "no bits for you!"
emperor xi: "well, guess we'll have to make our own and become self-sufficient."
emperor xi: "well brandon, what can we buy?"
brandon: "we have soybeans....."
emperor xi: "ooh, sorry, no gmo beans, thanks. we'll buy frankenfree from siberia."
brandon: "they're not buying our stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff!!"
Wtf? Am I missing some context here? How is this funny?smooth legs (4 of them)
^^^
I can only see two smooth legs of interest, maybe I need another drink to see the other two
Then again maybe someone on here has an attraction for horses and camels
I can only see two smooth legs of interest, maybe I need another drink to see the other two
Then again maybe someone on here has an attraction for horses and camels
Not the first time, and likely not the last.
there are two horse station ahead, nail station and wax station^^^
I can only see two smooth legs of interest, maybe I need another drink to see the other two
Then again maybe someone on here has an attraction for horses and camels
the girl horse will be there, not pro-animal abuse but for a guy, going to the wax torture station is a no no
I don't
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