So I was at Woolworths earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolley . With an attitude she asked me, what type of dog Do I own. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find any toilet paper at coles or woollies because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.I swiped my everyday rewards card paid for my purchases and off I went.